Dedicated to @_Queen_Of_Fire_.

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Me: dad there is a moth in bathroom plz come kill it

Me: dad PLZ! I'm gonna cry!

Me: daddy!!!

Dad: dad is dead, your next ~Moth

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Me: dad it's raining can you come pick me up?

Dad: omg

Me: dad PLZ

Dad: omg

Me: dad!!!!

Dad: omg

Me: I'm gonna tell mom!

Dad: omg no

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Me: hey my friend changed all my contact names.... Eho is this

Guy: what does it say

Me: Baka

Guy: Umm this is James your ex

Me: oh I guess she didn't change this 1

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boy: baby R u jellouse?

Me: no

Boy: baby R u jealous?

Me:no

Boy: baby r u jealousy?

Me: I already told u, No

Boy: baby can I get a kiss?

Me: GO ASK THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED UR FACEBOOK STATUS!!!

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Me: hey my lil sis changed all my contact names. Who is this

Friend: wait what does it say?

Me: THE DARK UNDER LORD

FRiend:LOL! ROFL DKNT CHANGE IT

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Dog: WHERES MR DUCK!?

Me: shut up I'm busy

Dog: WHERES MR DUCK!!!!

Me: shut up

Dog: IM STRESSED I NEED MR DUCK!!!!!

Me: I think he is under the couch now shut up

Dog: MY HEAD IS TO FAT! NOW WHt!?

Me: shut up

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Bf: hey.... I don't think this is working out... I'm breaking up with you

Gf: what ever! You'll never find anybody like me!

Bf: that's the point

Gf:......