Dedicated to @YezaTheRavenclaw.
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Me:there's this guy who keeps being mean to me. 

Friend:I wu

Me:There's this guy who's so mean to me.

Friend: who? I will pinch his butt

Me:Ummm...

Friend:Oh my goods! I meant kik.

Me:ur goods...? 

Friend:Omg! Me:Rofl