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Me: Are you home yet? I'm going to call my friend.

Brother: Almost and if they let you stay the night at their house

Me: wow hater

* Leaves for 3 minutes to call friend *

Me: My friend has to fly

Brother: Wtf??

Me: HAS TO FLY*

SHE HAS THE FRIKEN FLU

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Me: Dude want to know how to keep and idiot in suspense?

Friend: Yea how

tell me 

B*TCH DONT IGNORE ME

How?

wait

Me: HAHAH idiot