Dedicated to @AngelicSweetie
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Daughter: Max, I'm pregnant.
Dad: WHAT!?!?!? Call me!
Daughter: Ohmigosh! That was supposed to go to Max, and it was auto correct Dad don't worry.
Dad: Sasha, you don't even have auto correct on your phone.
Daughter: yes i do!
Dad: i am the one who turned it off.