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1: How was softball?

2: It was good! I hit two fat chicks!

1: You hit two fat chicks with a bat? WHY comes to mind!?

2: LOL NO! I hit two TRIPLETS! 

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1: Wyd?

2: Nothing much just shoving Jesus in my mouth.

1: ?!? why-?..how?

2: NO I MEANT CHEESE-ITS!

1: I'M EATING MY LUNGS NOW!

2: Lunch

1: I meant lunch

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1: Are you ok?

2: Yeah I just punished a hole be home soon!

1: LOL! PUNISHED A HOLE?!? YOU PHONE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Me: I want a pooer

POPTART POPTART! I WANT A POPTART

Friend: HAHAHA

Me: I like autocorrect because she is so glati pus!

*HILARIOUS Ok sometimes she i annoying!

Friend: What are you even saying?!

Me: I don't know anymore..