Deedicated to @Fairytailfanforlife

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Friend: I've fallen in love! <3
Me: Eww..
Friend: With my bed! My beautiful bed!
Me: And I can eat my fridge
Friend: But your teeth will break! Poor teeth.
Me: I meant the food inside besides Ra and vegetables.
Friend: What...ohh...
Me: I meant raw food! Not Ra! What the heck would Ra be doing in my fridge?!
Friend: I dunno. Maybe he wants to say hi to your food