Sent by HannahODL.

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Me: tonight Obi Wan Kenobi and I are going to the cinema

My friend: Hannah, Obi Wan Kenobi isn't real

Me: **Owen, **Wendy **Kendal

My friend: you took five minutes correcting that

Me: Duck anomalies!

My friend: yes Hannah, I agree, duck anomalies don't get enough attention

M3: *f**k *autocorrect

My friend: a new record! 3 minutes!

Me: I hate my new phone