The Vicar and The Cop

by sloanranger

The motorcycle cop pulled over the blue Nissan Micra after it crossed the double lines in the center of the road a couple of times.  Approaching the driver's window he noticed the cleric's collar.

"I say, Vicar, you was weaving a bit back there. Have you been drinking?"

"No, no, Officer - nothing but water."

The cop notices a bottle on the floor in front of the passenger's seat.

"That looks like a wine bottle to me, Father."

The Vicar looks down and then quickly back up to the cop:

"Good Lord, He's done it again!"