(I'm working as a cashier when a man and his young daughter (about nine or ten) come in. The girl looks upset.)

Me: *to the girl* "Hi, there! How was school?"

Girl: "I HATE school!"

Me: "Oh, I'm sorry. What don't you like about it?"

Girl: "Everything, except for lunch and recess."

Me: "Well, what DO you like? What interests you?"

Girl: *looking me right in the eye and smiling* "DEATH!"

(Needless to say, I was speechless.)