Four out of three people are bad at statistics.

There are 3 types of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren't.

How's my deriving? 1-800-I-DO-MATH

I'm positive I lost an electron.

What part of n=213x Didn't you understand?

Math Problems? Call 1-800-{[243x sin pi] 27893}

Old mathematicians never die. They just lose some of their functions...

Gravity. Don't fall for it.

7 out of 5 people don't understand fractions.

Would a person who does math a lot be called a mathlete?

Math is made of 50% formulas, 50% proofs and 50% imagination.

Math teachers make your life add up!

Use your head for something besides a hat rack!

Math is easy as Pi.

Then the mathematician said "Therefore" and *POOF* and PhD appeared!