Paper: name three things you absolutely need
Me: band instruments, band members and music
Paper: name three things you love
Me: band instruments, band members and music
Teacher: that doesn't make a poem
Me: *Ahem*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like band instruments, band members and music too!
Everybody: *laughs*
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me: BURN!

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