I was in a public restroom

*I was barely sitting down before I heard a voice from the other stall*

Stall: Hi! How are you!

Me: Doin' fine!

Stall: So what are you up to?

Me: uh, same as you, doing some "business"

Stall: So can I come over?

Me: No! I'm a little busy here

Stall; Listen. I'll have to call you back, some idiot in the other stall keeps answering my questions!

Me: Meep.....

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