At the supermarket

Boy: what are you doing here?

Me: oh you know hunting for elephants

Boy: oh cool I'm hunting for monkeys

Me: ..... No! I was being sarcastic. I'm at a supermarket what do you think I'm here for?
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Actually this is what happened
Recap
Boy: oh cool I'm hunting for monkeys

Present
Me: Oh I'm hunting for birds

Boy:.... Goodbye
This happened to my Friend. Disclaimer. Not mine