One day a panda entered a restaurant and ordered sandwiches. The owner gave the panda 5 sandwiches. The panda ate the food, took out two guns, shot the ceiling and left. The owner was confused. The panda came back the next day and did the same thing. The owner asked why. The panda just handed him a flyer. It read:
The panda eats, shoots and leaves.

The owner of the shot began laughing.
"The flyer people used the wrong punctuation. Mr panda. It's supposed to say,
The panda eats: shoots and leaves."

The panda just scratched its head and left.

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