Son: Dad I got suspended from school......

Dad: What? You are now grounded! What did you do?

Son: so there was this anti bullying campaign in school. And some person was coming to talk to us about it. And she goes
*sticks and stone may break my bones but words will never hurt me*

Dad: And?!?!!!!!!

Son: So I threw a dictionary at her

Dad: Son. You are. Officially. Ungrounded.

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