Mother: Hey you know the song you like?

Son: Which one?

Mother: Sexy and you know it?

Son: Yea?

Mother: Here is one for you:

I walked into the room
And this is what I see
Homework(undone) on the floor
And it's staring at me
There is rage in my stomach
And Im not afraid to show it, show it, show it......... You're grounded and you know it.

Son: That was a cool way to ground me

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