Boy 1: *whispers* I need to fart
Boy 2: what? no! We are in the middle of the class!
Boy 1: I know! I'll drop a book the same time I fart!
Boy 2: uh......
Boy 1: *drops book but farts only after it hits the ground*
Boy 2: uhhhhh... Too late bro....

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