Minion 1: Do you have Facebook?
Minion 2: No
Minion 1: do you have twitter?
Minion 2: No
Minion 1: do you have Whatsapp?
Minion 2: No
Minion 1: Then what do you have?
Minion 2: A LIFE!!!!!!!
Minion 1: oh great! I need one for candy crush!
Minion 2: .......

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