This was from my friend puddlehopper's joke. I don't know where she got it from.
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Is it just me, or did we use to have normal smelling shampoos before? Everything was strawberry, peppermint and citrus. Nice normal things, right?

Now I pick up a bottle and it's like, "DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF A JDKEBDKSND PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOUR HAIR VOLUME"

And it still smells like citrus to me.