Bad news: A man fell from a plane.

Good news: He had a parachute.

Bad news: It wouldn't open

Good news: He was a about to land in a haystack

Bad news: It had a giant pole sticking out of it

Good news: He missed he pole

Bad news: He missed the haystack

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Bad news: You have to get five flu shots
Good news: You probably won't get the flu