Note: I am not directing this to anyone's mother!! So, no getting mad!

-Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

-Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

-Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

-Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

-Yo momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

-Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

-Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

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Stay hot,

~Pheniox!