•Before my shower:

I don't want to get in.

During my shower:

I don't want to get out. (#2730)

•I have so many things to do....

I think I'll take a nap. (#6860)

•School dress code is dumb. Girls can't show their shoulders? What guy is going to look at a girl and say, "Dang, that's a fine shoulder!" (#3315)

•"Guys be quiet..I'm calling my mom!"

*Friends in the background start making sex noises*. (#3821)

• Old friend:

"We need to hang out!"

Never happens. (#4242)

•Dear cool people, they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, nerds. (Teenager Post #1788)

• That extremely annoying moment when you're stick behind a slow walker, and there's no way to get around them. (#045)

•That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning it's existence. (#169) (I do this with awkward)

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~Pheniox!