Severus: I'm bisexual.

Remus: I'm gay.

Sirius: I'm pansexual.

Lily: I'm lesbian.

James: I'm straight.

Sirius: No the hell you aren't.

Remus: We all read your diary.

Lily: It talked all about Severus and how adorable he is.

James: W-What?! H-He's not- I d-didn't-

Severus: *Blushes*

Lily: You two should just kiss already!