Sirius: James!

James: Yes, Sirius?

Sirius: I love you.

James: Y-You w-what..?

Sirius: As friends, James!

James: O-Oh..

Sirius: But I do love you.

James: W-Wha..?

Sirius: As friends, James!!

James: ;-;

Sirius: I'm a dick.

James: Yes you are.