I was talking to ChelseaGroce and here's are conversation:

Chelsea: "I was talking to myself and my sister walks in and says,' Who're you talking to?' And I said,' Krista' even though I wasn't."

Me: "Well, I'm glad I'm an excuse."

Chelsea: "Well, it was either that or the asylum!"

Me: " I'd rather go to an asylum! They give you drugs there!"

Chelsea: "Wow."

Me: " Crap! I said that really loud!"

  No, I do not do drugs. I just decided to say that cause I had a Dan moment.

Dan Moment- when you say something inappropriate or something just to make the conversation a little more.... Adult like.