Bob- Heyy.

Me- Hai.

Bob- Do you wanna see my jerky?

Me- ....

Bob- I can send you a picture of my jerky.

Me- No thank you....

Bob- Maybe you wanna eat my jerky?

Me- NO. DEAR GOD NO. GROSS.

Bob- What do you have against jerky?

Bob-

Me- I f*cking hate you.

Bob- I love beef jerky.

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BTW, bob is the name I use for my crush 😀😂