Le FUNNEH wasss sitting on her tuffet and eating sum biscuits anda then TEH EVVVVIIEEELLLLLLLLL Latin flatscreen tv walked (do TVs walk?) uppa To a DIS FUNNEH and was leik "GURL i leik dem boots wanna date meh" but potato came AN was like "*whispah* FUNNEH say no or DIS dem diddly dude he ONE da bad boys (do TVs have genders?)" so funnehhhhhhh sed "oh em ima datin DIS potato dud right here" and potato did sed "BREH BACK off me franch freh she de min" oh frik thought DIS dem flatscreen dud. "Okeh bey" and he waddled away (waddle waddle, till the very next day). Den POTATO was leik "um.. erm skfjkdhdf funnehhh do you wanna go ououououuut on lelelellele dateh????" Funner smliled and seaid "YES BAE" and DEY ate-ed FOOD and married.

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