Here's Chapter 5 folks, and I gotta be honest, a lot of this book...I'm making it up as I go along, sure I have some direction and plot, but a lot of the gags and dialogue I am making up on the spot cause comedy's a lot more funny when it's natural instead of planned.

Also the reason I rewrote the Reader's bio is because of his powers, trust me...hopefully it'll make sense.
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"So GF, who won?" You asked.

The short girl immediately began thinking after that, looking back and forth between you and TBF while MM could still be heard screaming in the background as Defalt was still assaulting her with the cross.

"Well..." GF said rubbing her chin. "It's hard to say, you were both really amazing."

You and TBF exchanged nervous glances as GF looked to be deep in thought.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" MM yelled attempting to push Defalt off of her.

"ONLY IF YOU STOP TRYING TO ARA ARA MY SON, IT IS NOT OKAY!" Defalt yelled back. "YOU'RE GONNA SPREAD STDS TO HIM!"

"He's not wrong." Cassette Girl stated taking another puff.

Ignoring the background GF had finally come to a decision.

"Okay, the winner is...Tomboyfriend." GF declared.

"Beep!" TBF cheered jumping in joy at being able to date this hot Demon girl.

Meanwhile, your heart sank directly into the pit of your stomach upon hearing that result.

"Oh..." You said looking down in sadness, having lost the chance to be with the girl you loved.

"WHAT!?" Everyone watching yelled including Defalt and MM who stopped their antics for a brief moment.

"Oh that's bullshit!" Defalt yelled getting off the Demon woman.

"For once I agree with the Rat, daughter please reconsider your choice." Darla pleaded getting up from the bench.

"Yeah, can't you at least give a few points to (Y/N), he's been wanting to get with you for the longest and you're gonna give the win to this midget you never met!?" Cassette Girl asked placing her hands on her hips.

CG honestly was not about to see you sad after all you've been through to try and get with her.

Defalt as well, though he did have his issues with GF and her family, he understood how much this meant to you and he was not about to let your work go to waste.

"Guys...stop, it's fine." You sighed surprising everyone.

You walked over to TBF and held your hand out for her to shake.

"Congrats TBF, treat her good alright." You said trying to sound happy, but anyone with ears could hear you were holding back sadness.

It broke TBF's heart to hear you like that, you were normally so upbeat and happy, so hearing you actually sad was very jarring.

She reached out and shook your hand.

TBF felt incredibly guilty right now.

It's true what CG said, you and GF seemed to have a lot of history together and while TBF had liked GF for a while now, this was really the first time they interacted.

Now she apparently won the right to date the girl you've been after for a long time.

TBF loved you as well, so this was just too much for her.

"Now hold on." GF suddenly spoke up getting their attention.

GF hopped off her Speakers and walked up to you.

You raised your brow as GF smiled up at you.

"Um...what is..." You tried to say only to be silenced when much to yours and everyone's shock GF jumped up, wrapped her arms around your neck and gave you a hard and passionate kiss on the lips.

You were so shocked she managed to easily shove her tongue into your mouth.

She moaned softly before jumping up and wrapping her legs around your waist.

TBF blushed a deep crimson at the sight before her, Cassette Girl's mouth hung open in both shock and slight arousal.

Darla's entire face turned red with a Blush and Mommy...

The sight of her daughter making out with you while you were bare chested was too much for her to hold back anymore, not that she has been the entire time.

"OH GOD MOMMY WANTS SOME OF THAT!" She screamed jumping up and attempted to run up at you.

However, she seemingly hit an invisible wall and comically slid off of it.

"No." Defalt stated holding up a piece of chalk.

He had drawn some kind of ritualistic circle around MM and that seemed to have entrapped her in some kind of barrier.

"Dear...please learn some self-control." Darla muttered pinching the bridge of her nose.

Meanwhile you finally got into the kiss and wrapped your arms around the smaller female.

GF pushed her body further into yours squishing her breasts against you, even going so far as to grind her lower half against you.

CG pulled the brim of her hat down to hide her eyes wishing she was in GF's position, Darla and TBF stared on and MM was panting like a dog in heat trapped in her barrier.

Defalt however, was both confused and furious.

You and GF eventually separated and she gave you a seductive look.

A string of saliva connected both your lips before it's weight caused it to break.

You looked both aroused and confused, a look GF very much enjoyed seeing.

She jumped off of you, while you still stood there frozen.

The Demon girl then beckoned TBF over to her with a finger and the Tomboy obeyed wordlessly just as confused as you as to what happened.

Her confusion grew even more when GF brought TBF in for a deep and passionate kiss of her own.

Like with you, GF could easily slip her tongue into TBF's mouth and claim it as her own.

GF this time grabbed both of the Tomboy's legs and raised them to allow TBF to wrap her legs around the Demon girl.

Both girls let out small moans into the kiss, their breasts mashing into each other further embarrassing Darla and further driving MM mad.

While CG was an android, whoever made her did make her as human as possible.

While she couldn't blush, she did have an artificial vagina, along with breasts and other reproductive organs.

And this sight along with the first was a turn on and it took a lot to not reach down between her legs.

Defalt meanwhile had his arms crossed and let out a growl, his mask flashing red for a brief second.

GF separated from the Tomboy and let her stand.

TBF stood there unsteady, nearly falling over with a bit of a lovestruck look.

GF giggled at this, but her attention turned to Defalt when he yelled out:

"Okay, explain yourself Harlot!"

GF saw the DJ stomp up on stage and glare down at her.

"Ya said the Midget won, but then you made out with my son and her after this competition!" He stated wanting answers to all this. "Explain what this is now!"

"Isn't it obvious?" GF asked with a giggle. "I choose them both."

A moment of silence passed as a cricket could be heard chirping in the background.

"That's not how competitions work from my experience." Defalt stated crossing his arms. "There's usually one winner and one loser, not two winners unless it's a team-based competition, and this definitely wasn't team-based."

"Yeah..." You stated snapping out of it. "I'm not sure what's happening, but this didn't seem like a team competition either."

TBF beeped in agreement.

In response the girl let out another giggle and said:

"This wasn't even a competition really."

"WHAT!?" You, Defalt CG and the Dearests asked as TBF beeped along in confusion.

"Let me explain." GF stated.

"Goddammit!" Defalt groaned. "Son, this is why I'm worried about you being with this thot, everything's gotta be so damn convoluted."

"He's right, ya can't afford to lose any more brain cells trying to figure out complicated stuff." CG agreed tossing her cigarette aside.

"And there's nothing more complicated than a woman." Defalt added glaring at GF from under his mask. "Throw her thot family on there and you got a shitload of factors to consider and keep track off, I'm scared your brain won't be able to handle it."

"I think I'll take my chances." You shrugged.

"Whatever son." Defalt sighed with a shrug of his own before looking at GF. "Okay, explain Woman."

"Well you see...from the start I would have agreed to be your girlfriend, even if you lost against my parents." GF stated shocking everyone present.

"Really!?" You asked happily with stars in your eyes and she nodded.

"I liked you for a while now and this whole rap battle thing was just an excuse to hear you sing for me." She admitted.

"Okay, then what about Tiny Tomboy over here?" Defalt asked pointing at TBF.

"Beep!" TBF yelled offended.

"Well...her singing was great and she's just such a cutie that I decided I want you both." GF concluded. "I really love you both and if you're willing to make it work, I'd be more than happy to have a threeway.

"And add a bit more." GF thought giving Cassette Girl bedroom eyes which once again confused the Android.

"Oh wow...I...um..." You had no idea what to say to all that.

TBF was in the same boat, having no idea how to respond to this proposition.

"Okay, hold on, if you were gonna choose my son from the start, then why have all these rap battles?" Defalt asked again.

"I just wanted to hear (Y/N) sing for me." GF replied making Defalt face-palm against his mask.

"So instead of asking, you setup this whole elaborate competition thing?" He asked and GF nodded and simply answered:

"Yeah."

Defalt then turned to MM and Darla and asked them:

"Did you two know about this?"

"Not really." Darla stated scratching her head. "I mean, even if (Y/N) lost we would have approved."

"Our dear daughter said we should still have this rap battle so when she said that little blue-haired bitch won we thought she changed her mind about being with him." MM stated leaning against her barrier.

"Sorry for tricking you (Y/N), but hey all your efforts didn't go to waste." GF stated going behind TBF and wrapping her arms around her neck. "There's still a chance for you to have two super cute and sexy girls as rewards."

You thought about it for a minute.

Honestly, any guy would be lucky to be with one of these girls, but here's a chance for you to have both.

Plus, TBF was super cute and back in your school days you'll admit you did have a small crush on her and probably would have made a move if she weren't already in a relationship with someone at that point.

Right now, you'd be a fool to turn this offer down.

"Of course, if you girls are okay with it." You stated with a blush.

"What do ya say TBF?" GF asked directly into the Tomboy's ears which sent a shiver down her spine.

Like you, TBF would be a fool to turn this down, she also had a crush on you back then, and her ex Pico did like to joke about getting him as a boyfriend for them both.

At least, TBF thought she was joking...she did sound pretty serious.

"Beep." TBF beeped with a small nod.

"Good...now seal the deal with a kiss." GF whispered increasing TBF's prominent blush.

"Yeah, I guess we should huh?" You asked staring down at TBF with a smile.

TBF leaned upwards ready for the kiss only for someone to yell:

"HOLD IT!"

Everyone stopped and turned to Defalt.

The Rat-themed DJ seemed extremely pissed as his mask now emitted a very red glow.

The glow intimidated everyone, even you and GF.

"Okay, Blue girl, you and me, let's rap." Defalt demanded pulling out his mic.

"Beep?" TBF asked confused.

"You and me are gonna rap, now!" Defalt stated before pointing at GF. "And you are gonna stay and watch."

You immediately knew what was gonna happen and groaned.

"Okay dad, calm down..." You tried to say.

"Don't sweat it son, I'm not gonna do anything to your new girlfriends, I just gotta send message." Defalt replied and you sighed.

You picked GF up and both of you sat down on the speakers as TBF got ready to rap battle your dad.

TBF shook and gripped her mic as Defalt's aura and demeanor was extremely threatening.

"Don't worry...I'll hold back." He said threateningly which only served to make TBF even more nervous.

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During the part where Mickey laughs and removes his mask, Defalt suddenly changed into a more rat-like form and every note he sang caused the Earth to shake.

Defalt's Monster Rat form:

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Everyone present except you were silent at Defalt's display of power.

TBF looked as nervous as she did from the start, Darla and MM were pale with terror and GF clung to you in fear.

It's only you who didn't seem to be effected by your father's transformation and earthshaking power.

The Rat DJ took a deep breath and turned back to normal.

GF flinched when Defalt turned to glare at her.

"Girlfriend, I know what your parents are like." He stated lowly confusing her. "They have a lot of enemies, they've screwed over so many people, they've ruined lives..."

The Dearests were about to object but Defalt turned to glare at them instantly shutting them up.

Once again he turned to GF and continued what he wanted to say.

"Thanks to them, you have a target on your back too, and since my son is now your boyfriend, both he and this girl are also caught in the middle." He then walked up to GF, despite the elevation of the speakers, Defalt was still tall enough to look down on her. "Knowing my son he'll do everything he can to protect you and her, he'll risk his life and make stupid decisions to make sure you're safe..."

"So I need to know that you'll be willing to do the same for him." He said suddenly in a less stern tone and a more gentle one before turning to TBF and asking: "Both of you, can you promise me that?"

"Huh?" GF asked with a raised brow.

"My dad's super protective when it comes to my life." You whispered to her.

"Please, I care about my son and I need to know that both of you will be willing to put your life on the line for him like I know he will for you." He begged before glaring down at Darla and MM. "Even if it's because of them, your own family."

GF now understood why Defalt had such a huge problem with her and her family in this moment.

Her moms, weren't the nicest people and what he said was true, they did make a lot of enemies and he didn't want all that baggage on his son.

You weren't very smart as previously stated, but you cared for the people close to you and were very brave, with all the enemies out to get her and her parents, it was almost like sending you on a suicide mission.

"And if you don't..." Defalt suddenly said his mask giving off the same red glow of rage as his voice became threatening once more. "Well...you saw what I could do and I was holding back."

GF's fear immediately returned upon hearing that.

"If anything happens to my son and you could have done something to stop it, I won't hold back and Demons are no issue for me to deal with as you can see with your mother." He stated pointing at the still trapped Mommy Mearest.

If it wasn't obvious, Defalt knew many methods to deal with Demons and these were only his tamer methods, he knew ways to permanently kill them too, at least according to him, but GF was pretty sure he wouldn't lie when it came to you being safe.

GF swallowed the lump that was forming in her throat and stood up on the Speakers to look Defalt in the mask and said:

"Defalt, you don't have to worry..." She stated confidently. "I know that (Y/N) loves me and I can assure you that I love him with all my heart too, if anything looks like it will kill him and I'm around, I promise I'll protect him with every last bit of my power and put his life above everything else, cause I know he would too."

"Bap bo!" TBF yelled running up beside Defalt with a determined expression making the DJ stare down at her.

"Hm?" Defalt asked staring down at her.

"Bap Bo Bep Bee, Skeedoboo Bop Skeedap Ba Beep Bopeebo!" She yelled at Defalt who smiled under his mask after hearing that.

"Well okay then." He stated before patting you on the head.

"Good luck with them son and I know you'll make it big soon." He assured and you gave a smile and return and gave your dad a hug which he happily returned. "Also, don't pull out unless she wants you to."

"What?" You asked confused.

"Consent is important son, trust me." He said simply separating from you and began walking off.

"Can you let me out now?" MM asked.

"Figure it out yourself." Defalt shrugged as walking past her.

"Thanks you two, I really appreciate what you said back there." You said a small blush creeping it's way into your face.

"Beep Ba Bo." TBF stated intertwining your fingers with hers.

"Yep, we meant every word of it." GF assured making your heart swell with joy.

"Beep, Bap, Skeedo? " TBF asked shyly her cheeks dusted pink.

"Right, you never got a kiss did you?" You asked and she nodded.

You easily pulled TBF up onto the speakers and onto your lap.

Her blush intensified as you held her closer and slammed your lips onto hers.

Once again TBF's mouth was invaded, this time by your tongue, an intruder she was more than happy accept.

Her eyes fluttered closed and she let out a cute moan.

"ME WANT!" MM yelled now basically bashing herself against the barrier.

"HONEY CALM DOWN!" Darla yelled.

"NO, EVERY GIRL'S GETTING SOME LOVE FROM HIM EXCEPT ME!" MM yelled foaming at the mouth.

Cassette Girl let out a sigh as she watched you and TBF kiss.

"It gets more painful to watch, but I'm happy for him." She thought sadly.

"Hey." She heard someone say.

CG turned and saw GF standing right there in front of her while MM could be heard screaming in the background.

"What?" CG asked curiously.

"Come with me, I'd like to talk to you for a bit." GF giggled pointing over to a large tree while giving CG those same bedroom eyes she had a while ago.

All CG could think now was:

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And there we have it, the long awaited chapter 5 folks, this story is back.

Sorry for the long wait, but I'm back to writing this.

Hope you like it.