People invited:
Mister_Retard
My Will to live
And....
Frog's holy god Choromatsu.
(I seriously had to edit a script of a Christian funeral to make it fit the frog religion)
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Almighty god , you love everything you have made and wash over us with your unending mercy. We rejoice in your promises of healing, joy and peace to all who love you. In your mercy turn the darkness of death to the dawn of new life, and the sorrow of parting to the joy of heaven; through our Savior Choromatsu Matsuno who died and rose again and who lived forevermore.

AMEN

We meet here today to honor the life of Froggy. We give thanks for his life and ask Choromatsu to bless him now that their time in this world has come to an end.

For Froggy, the journey is now beginning. But for us, there is loss, grief and pain. Every one of us here has been affected - perhaps in small ways, or perhaps in transformative ones- by Froggy. His life mattered to us all.

It is important for us to collectively acknowledge and accept that the world has fundamentally changed with his passing. We are all grieving. Life will not be the same - nor should it be. Together, let us open our hearts and commemorate the impact Froggy had on us.

Members of Froggy's family will be coming forward to share thoughts on his life, but first let us sing together (or listen to) a song that he loved.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Plz watch video)

I would now like to invite to the front anyone who would like to share some remarks about Froggy

And now I will invite (close friend/family member) to share their thoughts.

"FROGGY!!! COME BACK!"
- Big the cat

"*fap*"
- Froggy's girlfriend who now got a dick because Froggy and Frogette were planning on having a child

"He still got a fucking F in math."
- Parents

Please stand.

Froggy is now safe. He is already on their way to heaven to enjoy all which awaits there. Let us say this final farewell to his body as we commit Froggy's physical form to its natural end.

Froggy, we bless you and thank you for being a part of our lives. We honor your life on Earth and we pray for your peace ever-after. We will not forget you. Go well into the kingdom of the Green Fapping World.

Please sit.

We have been remembering with love and gratitude a life that touched us all.

I encourage you to help, support and love those who grieve most. Allow them to cry; to hurt; to smile and to remember. Grief works through our systems in its own time.

Remember to bless each day and to live it to the full in honor of life itself - and of Froggy. We often take life for granted and yet it is the greatest gift Choromatsu gave us.

The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious unto you.

The Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.

So then, go in peace, and the Choromatsu of all peace go with you.

Amen.

FROGGY-