A/N: Not sure how many of you will read this buuuut, Surpriseee I made a Fundamental Paper Education Fanfic, and this is Chapter 1!

Miss Circle was at home sleeping before she she woke up, a small bit of blood on her face from yesterday when she tore apart and ate a student. She licked her lips after remembering how good the flesh of that student was.

"God i love my job. this school is the best place" she quickly stood up and looked in the mirror with a grin on her face. 

She got dressed quickly, she was eager to get to her job that she loved ohhhhh so much, students Love her a bunch, always saying she is the nicest teacher, which she is very nice and loves Oreos. But unbeknownst to the students she also greatly enjoys brutally murdering them when they fail.

The most that has been witnessed is seeing Miss Circle get mad and chase students out of the room, they do get a bit suspicious when she comes back and the student that she was chasing doesn't. "Those idiots probably just assume i chased them out of the school got them expelled or something, but i ate them!" she doesn't regret how enthusiastic she sounds about that either.

She walked over to her front door after getting ready, all ready to go before opening it remembering something "Oh right! my car is broken! Miss Bloomie has been picking me up to get to school" She pulled her phone out and texted Miss Bloomie.

"HEYYY Bloomie, you coming to pick me up stilll?"

"Of course i am you Oreo addict, i always do"

"i am NOT an Oreo addict!!" 

"You definitely are, anyways i gotta stop texting now cause I'm driving and only a few blocks away"

"Okayyyyy!!"

She went to walk out the door but banged her head on the wall because she forgot to duck down to get out of the door, she is quite tall and for whatever reason the front door of her house is one of the smallest doors "Whyyyy does this door have to be so small" 

She shut the front door behind her and sat down on her front steps while waiting for Miss Bloomie to arrive. She looked at her phone to check the time and noticed it was like 20 minutes before she actually usually leaves to get to work and kinda just shrugged, nothing wrong with being early. It gives her the opportunity to speak with Miss Bloomie and Miss Thavel about... stuff before the annoying students show up. 

She waited probably another 5 or so minutes before she heard a horn honk and she kinda jolted a bit and looked at the car Who was being Driven by Miss Bloomie. She wasn't really paying attention before, watching out for Miss Bloomie because she was looking at something on her phone. 

"Now why did you have to go and honk your horn at me?" she kinda yelled from the stairs before walking over to the car and resting her claw on the top of the car "Hey! don't do that! you'll scratch my car!" Miss Circle pulled her claw hand away "Sorrryyyy!" struggling to open the door with her Pencil compass arm. Which she also uses the most to brutally murder students. "you absolute goofball why would you try to open the door with that arm?" Miss Bloomie was staring at her like she was a moron

"Right, i don't know what the hell im doing" She used her claw to open the door before just staring at the car, calculating how to get her tall ass in as she does every morning. "Remember Circle Legs first then the rest of your body" 

"Thank youuuu" She did exactly as Miss Bloomie had said to get in the car. "I really don't know what you did to be so tall" Miss Circle shut the car door and looked over at Miss Bloomie "i didn't do anything, I'm just tall your also pretty tall too" Miss Bloomie just stared "I'm not nearly as tall as you" Miss Circle just shook her head in agreement. 

Miss circle opened her mouth to speak but had a brainfart. then she remembered what she was gonna say "I am still curious how you even drive With your razor arm" Miss Bloomie once again just stared at Miss Circle "Its called, Automatic car anddd you really only need one hand to steer- YOU KNOW I COULD ASK YOU THE SAM QUESTION WITH THAT BIG AS WEAPONIED ARM OF YOURS" 

"Well, the answer to how i drive is obviously the same answer as what you just gave me" Miss circle had her trademark smug cat face "THEN WHY DID YOU ASK ME!?" Miss Circle kinda laughed a Bit "cause i wanted to know how you did it" Miss Bloomie didn't say anything and just took her car out of park before beginning to drive to the school.

"Oh come onnnnn did i upset you???" she poked at Miss Bloomie a bit to get her to answer her "Can you stop poking me, I'm driving" She shot a quick glance at Miss Circle "Are you mad at meeee?" she continued to poke.

"SERIOUSLY CUT THAT OUT" Miss Bloomie lashed out at Miss Circle. "Geez no need to get so nippy about it... i was just asking a question..." Miss circle pulled her arm back and just looked out the window silently before asking a question "I gotta ask, what do you think of the school?" Miss Bloomie just sighed before opening her mouth "Well.. to be honest... the students are FUCKING MORONS, and it makes me so glad that i dispose of the little idiots" 

"Ill be honest, i agree that is one of the best parts of the job, though i do also enjoy the actual teaching part of the job somewhat" Miss Bloomie looked over at Miss Circle and just stared "Your ass also has favorites" Miss Circle scoffed "i do NOT have favorites!" 

"i wonder how its gonna be when you go and kill those favorites for failing like the idiots they are" The Oreo addict just laughed "you think i care if they are favorites or not? there is nothing i love more than hunting, brutally murdering and eating a student" Miss Circle had a sinister grin on her face.

"Yeah.. that sounds about right to hear from you, though you did change Olivers score one time cause he gave you a pack of Oreos" Miss Circle looked away " i have no clue what you are talking about" Miss Bloomie just facepalmed, realizing she took her hand off the wheel "Oh shit what the hell am i doing" She very quickly put her hand back on the wheel after the car began to swerve a bit, which caused Miss Circle to hit her head "OW!? keep your hand on the damn wheel!"

"Yeah my bad, i sometimes forget i only have one hand and just... take it off the wheel" Miss Circle was dumbfounded "How do you forget you have one hand? are you trying to kill yourself in a car accident?" Miss Bloomie thought for a second "hmm... i Dunno maybe i am" Miss circle was kind of dumbfounded "You should know that's a really dumb idea" 

"Well the chance of me actually dying from said crash is pretty low, we teachers are tough ya know!" Miss Bloomie said while looking out the windshield paying attention to the road. "Well obviously i know that since like... I'm way stronger than you" Miss Circle proudly announced. 

"You sure about that?" Miss Bloomie said. "Of course i am! for starters your way shorter than me sooo yeah" Miss Bloomie didn't seem to happy bout what Miss Circle just said "SO!? what does my height have to do with anything!?" Miss Circle just laughed "Nothing, i just wanted to make fun of the fact that your shorter than me, and even Thavel for that matter" 

Miss Bloomie slammed on the brakes in the middle of the road "stop talking about my height, I'm not short, your just taller than me" Miss Circle kinda panicked a bit "WHY DID YOU JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!?" Miss Circle asked. "CAUSE YOU KEEP SAYING STUPID THINGS!!" Miss Bloomie said. 

"I HAVENT SAID ANYTHING DUMB!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!?" Miss Bloomie was just staring into Miss Circles Eyes "WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS STUPID!" it was then the two got interrupted by a notification from their phones "huh..." Both Miss Bloomie and Miss Circle picked up their phones to check "Oh its a message in the group chat from Thavel" Miss Circle said. 

"Thavel? what could she possibly have to say at this time?" Miss Circle just stared at the message for a bit before opening her mouth to speak "well... Shes asking where we are, cause we are late to get to the school" They had never really been late except for a few times before. Miss Thavel looked surprised "WHAT!? LATE!? YEAH, BECAUSE YOU MADE ME BICKER WITH YOU!" 

"YOUR BLAMING ME? HOW CAN YOU BLAME M E!? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN SAID ARGUMENTS WITH ME! ACTUALLY, YOU STARTED MOST OF THEM!" Miss Circle lashed out. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I STARTED THEM!? WHAT SORT OF BULLSHIT STATEMENT WAS THAT!?" Miss Bloomie yelled out before she got interrupted by several horn honks followed by her being called a bumbass by several drivers, but she didn't care about them.

This was honestly a pretty normal morning for the two of them, always arguing about some trivial matter or something that has no need to be argued about. Miss Bloomie let out a big sigh before continuing to drive "I'm sorry for... Lashing out at you like always" Miss Circle honestly didn't seem affected much "Its fine honestly, i did kinda snap back at you myself, cause you know i wont just sit there and take lip from anyone"

"Thats actually one of the things that's so great about you honestly" Miss Bloomie said. "huh what do you mean that's great about me?" Miss Circle just seemed confused about what she said. "i mean you not taking any lip is a good thing, it works great  for the students, i love seeing their fear when you snap at them, it makes them all the more tempting to devour and mutilate" Miss Bloomie explained.

"The fear... i l o v e seeing the fear in their face when i lash out, I'm honestly sure part of the reason some of the students are afraid of me is cause I'm almost double the height of all of the little shits" Miss circle licked her lips. "Truly a great thing honestly"

"It's honestly funny that the students love you to death but at the same time some of them are also absolutely terrified of you, ya know what I'm saying?" Miss Bloomie said. "I just blame that on their stupidity" Miss Circle said. "Well... people can love and be afraid of something at the same time, though i find that to be weird personally" Miss Bloomie said.

"That makes me wonder how people feel about Alice, her room is locked and forbidden for a reason, but i do wonder if anyone but that one kid likes her" Miss Circle was curious. "Well  i personally see no issue with Alice, i always love when some idiot doesn't listen and opens her door" Miss Bloomie said.

"Yeah, that is pretty great cause they like... don't understand that opening that door is a very bad idea for them, Alice is always focused on the student who opened the door, so we really have no idea how she would interact with us" Miss Circle said. "well, you used to teacher her no? so i imagine she probably wouldn't pay you much mind, cant say the same about Me or Thavel though" Miss Bloomie said.

"I forgot i did teach her at one point, its been a while, and i honestly don't think that she would really do anything to you guys either, but we would have to open the door ourselves to find that out" Miss Circle said. "i honestly don't wanna do that..." Miss Bloomie said. Miss Circle had a smug look on her face "awwww are you scared"

"HUH!? why would i ever be scared of a student?" Miss Bloomie asked. "I'm not too sure we can really call her a student anymore, we don't exactly teach her anymore, she just resides in that locked off room" Miss Circle said. "I mean you are right... she does just kinda stay in the school" Miss Bloomie said.

a few moments later, miss circle was desperately trying to get Miss Bloomie's attention "Hey, HEY! we drove past the school idiot!" Miss Bloomie shook her head "Huh? oh sorry i was just so absorbed in talking to you that i didn't notice" Miss Bloomie turned around and headed back towards the school, arriving there two minutes after. 

"Grace is gonna tear us a new one, and Thavel too" Miss Bloomie said. "Nahhh we will be fineeeee, I'm not too worried about it" Miss Circle looked up and out the windshield at the school to see well... Miss Grace who is the principal, and Thavel who is their friend waiting there looking kindaaa upset. "Okay so maybe they are a little upset judging by how they are looking at us"

"Ya don't say? that should be obvious they are upset, not sure why Thavel is upset though, she's just a teacher like us" Miss Bloomie said. "Possibly she could be upset cause she had to cover our classes for the bit of time that we weren't here?" Miss Circle said. "i mean that would make sense, she is also just kinda bitchy overall, that's part of what we love about her though" Miss circle kinda covered Miss Bloomie's mouth after she said that "You Idiot! my window is rolled down1 she could probably hear that ya know!" 

"Oops, well I'm sure she wont care about what i said" Miss Bloomie said. Suddenly Miss Thavel was standing next to the car "So what was it you just said about me?" Miss Bloomie looked out the window at miss Thavel "Uh... i said you're always kinda bitchy, like come on you know that's true, don't you?"

"Do you want me to choke you? Cause i will" Miss Thavel said. "Wouldn't be the first time" Miss Bloomie said. Miss Circle immediately raised an eyebrow "Ayo? you two got some spicy action going on with each other that i don't know about?" They both just stared at Miss Circle "HELL NO" they both said at the same time.

You could hear Miss Grace laugh off in the distance "hey what are you laughing at Grace" Miss Circle asked. "Those two and their shenanigans, i find it funny the way they bicker" Miss Grace said. "I mean it it's pretty funny" Miss Circle said. "Anyways it's time for yall to get out of the car and get to work" 

"Geez alright miss bossy calm down, it's not like you can fire us" Miss Bloomie said. "Indeed, i cannot this is not a job you get fired from" Miss Grace said.  "We Know that" Both Miss Bloomie and Miss Circle said at the same time. "Also, you guys need to clean your messes up better, the students are gonna catch on, some of them already know the rules of this school, and all of them know what happens if they open Alices door, that's been seen firsthand by them" Miss Grace said. 

"Okay listen, that last mess you saw was NOT us, that was Alice thank you very much, and she doesn't clean her own messes" Miss Circle said as she got out of the car and pulled miss Bloomie out with her. "Hey hey! watch it! don't just pull on me like that you moron" Miss Bloomie swatted at Miss Circle. "No need to be so aggressive" Miss Circle said.

"Cut it out you two" Miss Thavel said. "Shut up, you're not my boss" Miss Circle said and slammed the car doors. "Oi my car!!! don't damage my fucking car! that's how we both get to work!" Miss Bloomie said. "Its replaceable though" Miss Circle said. "SO!? that's NOT the point!!! you idiot" Miss Bloomie yelled out.

"Calm down I'm just messing with you" Miss Circle said. "Whatever lets just go inside" Miss Bloomie said. "Geez they must have had a rough ride here" Miss Grace said while looking at the two walk into school. "Thats just how they are, nothing unusual about it" Miss Thavel said while  looking at Miss Grace.

"Well, we should also get to work, students will be here soon" Miss Grace said. Miss Thavel visibly showed disgust "Yeah lets do that"