Son :- Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day ?

Father :- Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March,
we start working for the government again from 1st April ......
😅

Best answer ever :-

Wife : - "Why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side"?
Husband : - "According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are on left side".....

😄 Happy march ending 😜