♦ROCKING GENERATION
"KID FAILS IN EXAM"
Father: Aaj Se Mujhe  Papa Mat Kehna...!
Son : Oh, come On Dad,
It Was Just A 'School Test'
Not A "DNA" Test...!
☺☺😉😉😝😜
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♦Tchr : Murgiyo🐓 ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo🐓 ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.😆
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
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♦Teacher- 🌍💫 🌝Chand par pehla kadam👟 kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra👣?
Pappu- doosra👣 bhi usi ne rakha hoga ..... Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!
😸😆😂😸
❌😄😛❌-Laughter time-❌😃😂!❌
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♦  🔍💊🔦💊🔍-Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓😄
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♦👳👳👳👳Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta : Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega😃😃😛
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♦👳😛👳😛👳Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa : Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!👔👘👗👔👚👕👔
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♦💢💢💢💊💊💊
Doctor : Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa : Sir i play football, cricket,daily.
Doctor : how long  do you play?
Santa : until d battery in my mobile goes down !! 😄📱📱📱
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♦ Techer 👩pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.?
Student- mendak.🐸
Tech- very good, baki char bolo. .
Student- uski maa 🐸,
uska baap 🐸,
uski behan 🐸 aur
uska bhai 🐸..
😝😜😄😛😃😀😀😊😝😜😛😝😄😃😀
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♦Santa's Son was filling an application form.
Son : papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa : Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..😜😂.
😂Joke time 😂

If a tiger🐯 attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? .........

SANTA : Ofcourse,
The tiger🐯.. very few are left..!!!!

🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Once Again Our SARDAR wins English Quiz Contest With His Terrific Reply...!!

Question:-Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??

Sardar:- ANDAR SE DO NA...!

🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Who is the leader of Ducks ???
Santa: Frog
Why?
Because Frog is Mainduck!

🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅

Santa in police office: ye photos kiski hain ???

Police officer: yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.

SANTA: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.:)

🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅

Ek sardar ka RADIO📻 kharab ho gaya,

khol k dekha to under CHHUHA🐭 mra hua tha,

dekh k sardar bola:AE lo,chalega kaise.

🎤SINGER to mar gaya. .

🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
Santa: Ye bata ki duniya🌏 me kitne desh hai?

Banta: Kar di na pagalo wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai INDIA, baki sab to videsh hai!
🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅
                                                                                                                                                                                 

Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai

to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao??

Pappu :   "Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
😜😜😝😝
😂😂😂😂😂