I immediately drove to her house.  When I got there all of the lights were on and I saw 2 people inside. I rang the doorbell. There wasn't an answer. I rang it again and there was no answer. I got so fed up with the waiting that I just opened the door. I knew she would understand. When I walked in I did not expect to see what I had saw. Markiplier was sitting on the couch.
  It was not in the way that I would've ever expected to see him. Looking at him in astonishment I saw his shirt and shoes on the floor and his fly open. There was something coming out of it though. His hard, large, and thick cock. I turned away to be respectful and I asked him if Selena was home. He said in his very deep voice "No only me". I started to get worried but I turned around. I asked if she would be home soon. "No, she left to go look for her purse" he said in a very calm voice. I was wondering how he was so calm with one of his biggest fans seeing him there naked. I asked him why he was naked and he didn't reply all he gave me was a wink ;)