Fun Admin Fact:

I hear a lot of people ask me 'why do you write so well?'

You see. I have this ritual:

Every Friday I sit down in front of my laptop and blow a conk horn ( magic conk motherf*ckers)  while wearing my talking sorting hat to celebrate another successful week of updates.

No ,I don't really do that . I do have a conk horn and hat though. That is the true fact here.

As for writing–  it's hard to explain. I will be just chillen, minding my own business and all of a sudden an idea just pops in my head and I quickly make note of it, soon expanding and describing and then POOF. Chapter..
I'm still surprised anyone actually reads my stuff. Makes me happy though.