Katherine-chan: Konichiwa reader-chan~! Sorry I didn't update this earlier, I had a bit of a brain fart and forgot all the ideas I had. I think I did a good job and I hope you think so too!

SQUALO: VVOOOIIIII!!! WHY ARE WE DOING A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IF IT'S AUGUST YOU DUMB-

*CRASH* *BANG* *POW*

Katherine-chan: Well, now that that's taken care of-

Lussuria: Ho ho ho, Christmas time-

*CRASH* *BANG* *POW*

Katherine-chan: I'm in a super bad mood because of... stuff at home... and the next person to cut me off will die!!!

Don't worry reader-chan, you're okay! You're on my good side, my Varia comrades are a different story though...

Onward with the chapter!!! Let's get into a better mood now huh. XD Hope you enjoy reader-chan~!

*I do not own KHR or any of its characters! I do own the plot though. XD*
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≈ Reader's POV ≈

"VVOOOIIII!!! YOU STUPID GIRL!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!"

"AS IF!!! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN SLOW POKE!!!" I shout, running down the hallways.

Squalo kept on threatening me with his sword so I took it away from him and started running. Belphegor laughed while Fran and Levi called me a kid. Squalo started chasing me and cursing me as well. He deserves it though,it's not like he's going to actually cut me with it. Even if he does, I can just kick his butt again.

"VVOOOIIII!!!" Squalo shouts, still pursuing me.

I use a bit of mist flames to make myself invisible and wait for Squalo to catch up. He turns down the hallway and calls me again. I have to keep myself from laughing because his face is sooo tense and he really looks frustrated.

"I know you're right here!" He says, glaring at the wall.

"Close, but I'm behind you sharky." I say.

He tries to tackle me but I manage to escape his grasp and run downstairs. I still have his sword in my hands as he chases me around the couch and into the kitchen where Luss is.

"(Y/n)! You know better than to run with sharp objects!!" He scolds me.

"Really Luss? Really? Have you forgotten what I do for a living?" I sigh.

"Ugh! Fine, but don't touch the stove its ho-"

"VVOOOIIII!!! DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME YOU BRAT!!!" Squalo cuts him off.

"How could I ever ignore something so loud and obnoxious?!" I throw back at him.

He shouts 'VVOOOIIII' and starts chasing me around the kitchen again. Everyone starts walking in and Luss freaks out because there's too many people in the room.

"Hey, I'm still cooking!" Luss shouts.

"Ushishishi. The captain is trying to catch the princess." Bel laughs.

"Squalo-sempai, you won't be able to catch her~!" Fran says.

"The boss is coming so lead him to the other room (y/n)." Levi grunts.

"STOP ACTING LIKE IDIOTS YOU TRASH!!!" Xanxus booms, throwing some bottles at random.

I laugh and start dodging the bottles while punching a few others. When the wine shower is over, the kitchen is covered with puddles of wine and glass. Lussuria whines about the mess, Bel says the wine looks like blood, Fran calls him a creep and gets a knife in his hat, Levi sighs, Xanxus growls, and Squalo complains about his hair. I laugh and think of a nickname for the white haired captain and after a few moments of thinking, I finally come up with one.

"What are you laughing at girl!?" He shouts.

"Why, you of course Squala!" I say with a smirk. Everyone laughs and the chase continues. I think I'll call him Squala from time to time since the masculine ending is o or e so I'll give him the feminine ending of a.

'I wonder when he'll get tired of chasing me... That probably won't happen but I still wonder.'

♦ Time Skip after because Squala, *courtesy of Kyo_The_Proxy and EclipseWolf256*, will loose no matter what XD ♦

So, after an hour or so of running and avoiding Squalo, I decided to give the poor guy back his sword. Along the way, I ran into Lussuria who said Squalo decided to go out into town because he was upset. I didn't exactly feel like going out today but I wanted to make sure he wasn't out pouting and see what was up with him.

I throw on a pair of plain blue skinny jeans, black boots that go up to my knees, and a long sleeved holiday shirt/sweater. Luss said that I should at least 'dress up' a bit or something since today is Christmas and this didn't seem too bad. {Pick a shirt/sweater from picture above.}

I grab my phone and leave the mansion in search of my white haired boyfriend. I hope he didn't go too far or else it'll get bothersome looking for him.

≈ Lussuria's POV ≈

"Mission love birds is a go!" I cheer.

Chloe and Dino were trying to get (y/n) to do something fun with Squalo but knew they were going to need some help. Chloe tried to talk to Squalo about it but after the fiasco this morning, I doubt he remembered so I took matters into my own hands. When he couldn't find her, I told him she might be sulking because its Christmas and they haven't done anything. He got all worried so I told him to go out into town and get her something and when she asked, I told her that he went to town a bit upset.

Now they have to spend some time together and hopefully he'll be nice. If he doesn't, I'm going to kick his butt into next year. Either way, everything should go well, but this is (Y/n) and Squalo I'm talking about.

≈ Squalo's POV ≈

I'm walking around town, looking at random stores and trying to think of what (y/n) might like. I remembered that it was Christmas but I didn't think that (y/n) would want to do anything.

Most of the stores are closing up early but I can't find anything that I think she'll actually like. She's not a girly girl so she's not all into dresses, makeup, or stuff like that but they don't exactly have a weapons shop nearby!!!

'Ugh! This is going to take forever!'

As soon as I thought that, I stopped in front of a random store and saw something.

'On second thought, I think she'll like this.'

≈ Reader's POV ≈

I've been walking around town for a few minutes and I'm already annoyed. There's a lot of couples just walking around; kissing, hugging, and stuff of that sort. Okay, maybe I'm a bit jealous since Squalo isn't with me but I think I'd be annoyed either way.

I continue to walk around until I catch a glimpse of long white hair in the distance. I follow the person and just when I was about to tackle them, I noticed that they weren't Squalo. I instantly pout and continue the search for the loudmouth shark. Then, I somehow realize that today is Christmas and that I haven't bought Squalo anything so I run into a few stores and search for a gift.

♦ Time Skip because Squalo and (y/n) have to actually shop. Dun dun duunnnn! XD ♦

≈ Squalo's POV ≈

Walking out of the store with (y/n)'s present in hand, I start to walk back to the mansion. There seems to be a bunch of couples out so I find myself a bit annoyed.

Walking past park, I notice a girl with long (h/c) hair sitting at a bench.

'That can't be...'

"VVOOOIIII! WHAT ARE HERE GIRL?!" I shout.

I hide the bag behind my back just as she turns around to look at me. She looks a bit shocked but seems to be hiding something behind her.

"Wha-what are you doing here Squalo?"

≈ Reader's POV ≈

"Wha-what are you doing here Squalo?" I ask.

'Great, why am I stuttering?!'

"I asked you first. And what are you hiding?" He asks.

"Something. What are you hiding?"

"VVOOOIIII!!! YOU CAN'T JUST THROW A QUESTION BACK AT ME WITHOUT ANSWER IT YOURSELF!!!"

"SO WHAT!? I ANSWERED SO IT'S YOUR TURN!!!"

We glare at each other for a bit before I turn away and he takes a set next to me on the bench.

"Here. Me-Merry Christmas." He says, handing me a bag while turning the other way.

I'm a bit shocked by his actions but soon soften my gaze and flash him a smile. Taking the bag from him, I hand him mine and do the same. His eyes widen slightly before he takes the bag. I smirk when I see a faint outline of blush across his cheeks and he growls.

"What are you smiling about?"

"I thought you were mad at me or something but you seem just fine." I say.

"What?! Lussuria said you were moping around so I felt bad."

Hearing that, we both have a moment of realization and plan to kill Lussuria when we get back. I decide to open my present so I open the bag and feel a wave of happiness wash over me. Inside are two dog tags with designs on them. One has a tattoo design shark and the other one has a tattoo design Phoenix.

"I didn't know what you'd like but when I saw those, I thought of you so-"

I smile and cut him off by hugging him. He tensed up slightly but soon relaxed and hugged me back. I was just really happy because they looked really cool and he thought about me. When I let go, I grab the dog tag with the Phoenix on it and put it on him.

"Vvooiii! What are you doing?!"

"I'm taken by the shark and you're taken by a Phoenix. I think it works." I smile.

His gaze softens and he also smiles. He then proceeds to opening his present and I get a bit worried. He pulls out his sword, which I took this morning, and starts swinging it around.

"Ummm. I kinda toyed with it a bit so now it should be a bit lighter and you can produce more flames with it. Last time, it seemed like the sword would crack with your flame pressure so I made it stronger too." I say, avoiding my gaze from his.

He stands up and starts moving his flames into his sword. I guess I did a good job because he can produce more flames with it and they seem purer than before. Squalo then turns to me so I turn my head and blush slightly.

'Why am I blushing?! And why is he staring at me now!?!? WHY!!!???'

I catch him smirk and then he hugs me. I relaxed a bit and hug him back.

"Thanks. I like the upgrade." He whispers in my ear.

"That's good. And thank you too, Squalo." I whisper back.

After a few moments of the hug, we both decided to get something quick to eat. We find a Ramon vender and I order the miso Ramon with a side of salmon {Hahaha! I had Salmon!!! *past joke in the comments* If you don't get it, just ignore this... But Hells_Angel924, you'll get it! XP } and Squalo gets one too but with a side of tuna. We talk for a bit while eating and then head back to the mansion.

As soon as we walk through the door, I hear a 'click' and Lussuria starts giggling.

"Luss, why are you laughing?" I glare at him.

"Oh, look up dear." He giggles.

Squalo and I look up to find a mistletoe above the doorway. Luss giggles some more and I just glare at him, feeling my cheeks get warm. Squalo's cheeks are red too so I gently tug on his hair and pull him into a quick kiss.

I didn't have a problem with doing this in front of Luss, what I had a problem with his when he started 'awwing' and took more pictures.

"Lussuria~." I say in a playful tone.

He instantly stops laughing and stares at me with wide eyes. I look at him with a smirk and can tell that my eyes are purple again.

"Lussuria, give me the camera or I'll break it along with the others stored around the mansion." I threanen.

"De-dear, you wouldn't."

"Really? Would you like to test that, Lus-sur-i-a?" I giggle.

His face is pale and I can tell that Squalo is also a bit freaked out. I never call Luss by his full name unless I'm super angry or in the mood to really fight. He gives me puppy dog eyes so I smirk again. I walk over to above the cabinet where one camera is stored and Luss freaks out, handing me the camera with a stream of tears running down his face.

"You-You're such a mean dau-daughter (y/n)! I just wanted a cute picture of you two!" He whines.

"Why, thank you!" I laugh.

Taking the camera with me upstairs, I combine all 7 flames and obliterate it. I know he has another camera that probably caught it so I'm leaving that one alone, but if it ever comes to light, I'll destroy each and every camera he owns. That'll include his phone.

≈ Squalo's POV ≈

(Y/n) walks upstairs with the camera, ignoring Lussuria's whines and then I hear something crack. Lussuria whines even louder so I shout at him.

"VVOOOIIII!!! SHUT UP!!!"

I go upstairs and find (y/n) in her room with a few movies and some snacks.

"Luss deserved it. Either way, care to join me for a movie?" She asks with a smile.

"Sure. And next time, give me a heads up on when your about to do that." I say.

"Do what?"

Right as she asks that, I pull her head up a bit and kiss her. With one hand under her chin and the other around her waist, I pull her closer to me. She kisses me back and wraps both of her arms around my neck.

After a few moments like that, we part and just stare into each other's eyes. I gaze into her (e/c) eyes and she smiles with blush running across her cheeks. I can feel my cheeks getting really warm too so I begin to avert my gaze, causing her to start laughing.

"Hehe. Come on! I want to pick a movie! Besides, you look cute when you're all flustered."

"VVO-VVOOOIIII!!! I'M NOT FLUSTERED YOU STUPID WOMAN!!!" I shout.

"Sure~. Whatever makes you feel better~."

≈ Reader's POV ≈

"Sure~. Whatever makes you feel better~." I tease him.

He actually did look really cute like that but I know he won't like me calling him that so I decided to have fun with it. He slightly glares at me and starts waving his sword.

"I SAID I'M NOT FLUSTERED!!!"

"Awww. Don't be like that sharky." I say.

I pout and give him the best innocent look I can while pinching his cheeks. His cheeks turn bright red again and I giggle.

"VVO-VVOOOIIII!!!" He shouts.

When I finally get him to calm down, we both sit on my couch and watch Jaws. {I've actually never seen it before but I plan too... T.T Is it good?} Every time a shark came on the screen, he was shouting and cheering. I just smiled and enjoyed watching the movie and seeing him get all excited.

After the movie, I popped in Sharknado and sat next to him.

"Vvooii. Can you get me a soda?" He asked.

"I guess I could since you actually asked." I reply.

I have a mini fridge and cabinet in my room with snacks, drinks, and just a few quick things like that. I grab a random soda and walk back over to the couch.

When I handed it to Squalo, he smirked and pulled my arm. I then fell onto his lap, facing the TV still with my back against his chest, and cursed him in my mind. I tried to get up but he just wrapped his arms around my torso and held me still.

"Squalo~! Let me up!" I whine.

"Nope. Not happening." He replies with a smirk.

"Ugh! Fine!" I reply.

Sighing in defeat, I lean back and get comfortable in his arms. An hour or so into the movie, I started drifting off to sleep so I layed the side of my head on his chest and listened to his heartbeat. Placing my hands on his arms, I fell asleep in the arms of my wonderful, and overly loud, boyfriend.

≈ Squalo's POV ≈

(Y/n) started shifting around so I took a peak at her face and noticed that she was sleeping. She always looks so peaceful and cute when she's sleeping so I just held her closer and ran my hand through her hair. She turns slightly and holds onto my arms tighter, making me smile.

"Voi, I love you scum. And Merry Christmas." I whisper in her ear and then kiss her head.

I turn the TV off and take her to her bed, tucking her in. When I started heading towards the door, something shot out and grabbed my wrist. Before I could see what it was, I was tugged into the bed and (y/n) wrapped her arms around me.

"I love you too sharky." She said quietly.

I smiled and hugged her back, putting the covers over us. We both soon fell asleep and I was happy. I was happy because I got to spend another fun filled day with my girlfriend, (y/n).
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Katherine-chan: Well, I hope Squalo wasn't too OOC. I tried to have him keep his 'loudness' and 'want to fight' there.

Lussuria: Dear... WHY'D YOU THREATEN MY INNOCENT CAMERAS?!?! *stream of tears come running down from eyes*

Katherine-chan: Easy, they can't fight back and you care about them sooo much so they made the perfect hostages. *smirks*

Lussuria: You-You're so cruel!!!

Katherine-chan: Why, thank you~. At this point, it just comes naturally. *smirks*

So, Belphegor is up next~!

Belphegor: Ushishishi. What did the princess do to the captain?

Katherine-chan: What do you think happened Bel? I knocked him unconscious and took his 'precious sword'.

Before the Siren Shark, new species discovered, comes to again, please comment, vote, and tell me how I'm doing! If you have any suggestions, please let me know~! Bye bye! XD

Wow, I think I actually made it-

Squalo: VVOOOOIIIII!!! WHERE'S MY SWORD YOU FREAKIN' TWERP!?!?

Belphegor: Ushishishi. The princess jinxed herself.

Katherine-chan: Now way!? I didn't notice! *painfully obvious sarcasm*

Squalo: THERE YOU ARE!!!

*CRASH* *BOOM* *CRACK*

Xanxus: KEEP IT DOWN SCUM!!!! *joins the fight and helps destroy the Varia mansion... Again.*