𝟐𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐

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hey it's lizzy!
sorry for the late night message
i'm a huge fan of you and your
work so i thought i'd just reach
out and risk my luck...
my second album five seconds
flat is coming out next month,
and i was wondering if you might
want to jump on an alternative
version of one of the tracks?

oh my god hi!!
so sorry i didn't reply sooner
i'd be so honoured wow
i've been a super fan of you
since over the ocean call 😭
thank you so much for even
considering me

stop seriously??
i'm totally fan girling right now

100% serious
i can't wait to hear it all
erase me is one of my fave
songs at the moment

holy shit
ok wow i'm in a bit of shock
could i send you the original?
and you can change your mind
at any point

yes totally
and that won't happen aha

thank you so much

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𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 - 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ✨

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billie's ho - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧
oliver - 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐨
frank ocean - 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬
traffic cone - 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐲

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billie's ho
GUYS WE SAW WILL SMITH
FUCKING SLAP CHRIS ROCK

traffic cone
lucky bitch

oliver
that whole thing is insane tho
it's gone viral

frank ocean
did you film it
pls tell me you filmed it

billie's ho
um

oliver
oh livvy

billie's ho
it was televised worldwide
so no
i didn't film it

frank ocean
fair enough

traffic cone
good morning though

billie's ho
thank you
GOOD MORNING

oliver
so how was it all
did you cry
i cried

billie's ho
honestly most of it's a blur
it was just so amazing
and yeah i cried heaps

frank ocean
so happy for b and finn ☹️

traffic cone
YES SO HAPPY
their reactions
and the FUCKING SPEECH
everything.

billie's ho
i know 🤧

frank ocean
did you get to san fran ok

billie's ho
yeah we got on a flight at 7am
which sucked cause we went
to the after party

frank ocean
how many coffees have you had

billie's ho
considering i got 4 hours sleep
3 so far

oliver
jesus christ

billie's ho
i like to think of myself more
of a joseph actually

frank ocean
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

traffic cone
hayley o'brien
you're a comedic genius

billie's ho
i know

oliver
STOP WITH THE CAFFEINE

billie's ho
no
it's keeping me alive
idk how billie's doing it

traffic cone
oh yeah
she doesn't drink it right

billie's ho
yep
and
i look like a zombie rn

oliver
that's impossible

billie's ho
no really i do

traffic cone
idk what you're talking about
you look hot as fuck

frank ocean
fr the sunnies make you sexy

billie's ho
are you saying i'm not sexy
without sunglasses

frank ocean
no
don't put words in my mouth
i'm saying they make you look
EXTRA sexy

oliver
^^^^

billie's ho
OH OH
ALSO
GUESS WHAT

oliver
taylor's running for president

traffic cone
you're getting married

frank ocean
someone's dead

billie's ho
none of the above
lizzy mcalpine messaged me

traffic cone
HELLO
I LOVE LIZZY

oliver
HER VOICE IS SO PRETTY

frank ocean
WAIT
HOLD ON
WHAT DID SHE SAY

billie's ho
she asked if i wanted to jump
on a track for the new album

oliver
WHAT'S IT CALLED
DO YOU LIKE IT
ARE YOU GONNA SAY YES

billie's ho
ceilings
yes
and yes

frank ocean
STOP
i'm so excited for you
this is huge

traffic cone
did finneas tell you he's also
working with her
cause if you didn't already know
you do now

billie's ho
yep he told me
which is partly why i agreed
he said she's a really sweet
person and so fun to work with

oliver
stop with the collabs please
you may destroy me

traffic cone
agreed
i'm not mentally prepared

frank ocean
same
when's it coming out
i need warning

billie's ho
it's not a single so
with the album

frank ocean
ok
so we have like a good week
and a half left
that's ok
i can work with that

traffic cone
when are you gonna record it

billie's ho
back when i'm in la

oliver
woah
you'll have basically 3 days

billie's ho
yeah it's tight

frank ocean
you'll be fine

traffic cone
i second this

oliver
if anyone can it's you

billie's ho
ly

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awesome rockstar - 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐬
get a room 1 - 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐄𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
get a room 2 - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧

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get a room 1
FINNEAS
YOU LITTLE SHIT
THAT'S THE PHOTO OF ME
YOU CHOOSE?????

awesome rockstar
yes

get a room 2
a bad photo of you doesn't
exist in the world

awesome rockstar
i mean
that's one perspective

get a room 1
cute
but also wrong

get a room 2
i'm never wrong

get a room 1
agree to disagree

awesome rockstar
hay
how many coffees are you at

get a room 1
don't even ask
she's manic

get a room 2
I AM NOT MANIC

get a room 1
oh so normal people burst into
giggles when they hear someone
say hi to them

get a room 2
yes actually they do

awesome rockstar
that sounds like billie whenever
she drinks it

get a room 1
I DO NOT DO THAT

get a room 2
well

awesome rockstar
yeah you do

get a room 1
😔😔
just go back to the hotel after
your set AND SLEEP

get a room 2
excuse me
what

awesome rockstar
here we go again

get a room 1
you're exhausted ☹️

get a room 2
NOT EXHAUSTED ENOUGH
TO SKIP YOUR SHOW
i am not missing it

get a room 1
are you sure
because it's ok

get a room 2
yes i'm sure
and no it's not
i WANT to be there

awesome rockstar
no 1 fan alert

get a room 1
aw
ok but i will force you to go
to sleep on the bus after

get a room 2
do i get cuddles

awesome rockstar
i feel like i shouldn't be here

get a room 1
YOU ALWAYS GET CUDDLES

get a room 2
heheh

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tool box - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧
dick - 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧
honorary sister - 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬

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dick
you seriously changed your
name to that and mine to this?

tool box
i sure did

honorary sister
i get dylan's obviously

dick
OBVIOUSLY???

honorary sister
and ik your thing about tools
but why a tool box

tool box
because one tool is useful but
a BOX of tools is life changing

dick
i mean
you aren't wrong

tool box
i know

dick
ok when's the album coming
tell me

tool box
no

dick
tell me
tell me
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

honorary sister
god you're annoying

dick
aw thanks

tool box
swear on your life that you
won't tell anyone

honorary sister
you're aiming too high

dick
disrespectfully fuck off
and i won't

tool box
i'm dead serious dylan

dick
woah...

tool box
promise
or i'll make you sign an nda

honorary sister
DID YOU THINK I'D SHOW
UP IN A LIMOUSINE
NO

dick
olivia
we're being serious.
and i promise

tool box
strangely i believe you
HAD TO SAVE MY MONEY
FOR SECURITY

dick
there it is

honorary sister
GOT A STALKER WALKING UP
AND DOWN THE STREET

dick
SAYS HE'S SATAN AND HE'D
LIKE TO MEET
why'd you go quiet
HAYLEYYYYY
FINISH THE SONG

tool box
sorry
that just hits a little hard

honorary sister
oh babe 🙁

dick
shit
sorry we should have realised

tool box
no it's okay
i didn't actually realise either
until i saw it all typed out

dick
type out the album release date

honorary sister
what an amazing segue

tool box
top notch i must agree
ok so
i was thinking september
but

dick
BUT???

tool box
i was talking to billie
and she said to do it sooner...

honorary sister
i want a supportive boyfriend
find me one

dick
stop getting distracted
continue 😗

tool box
so it's coming out in july

honorary sister
yeah continue
wait what

dick
hold on
as in this july

tool box
yep

honorary sister
wait
WHAT

dick
as in basically 3 months away?

tool box
yep

honorary sister
WHAT THE FUCK
I DID NOT KNOW THIS
HAYLEY
AHHSHGHWIAGUBAERB

dick
the average response to this news
bug this is amazing
has it been green lit and everything

tool box
hehe
yep
managers are all good
label loves it
aaron did final production
touches the other day and
sent them through

dick
holy shit dude

honorary sister
oh my god
hay this is so fucking cool

tool box
I KNOW
I'M SO SCARED
terrified tbh
but so excited

dick
no need to be scared
it's gonna be album of the year
i can just feel it

tool box
impossible
i can't compete with hte

honorary sister
i mean
from what i've heard off it
you can

dick
can i fire some questions

tool box
shoot

dick
when are you announcing
was difficult the lead single
have you got a cover
is imyis on it
what's the track list
will there be a deluxe
can i tell tyler

honorary sister
jeez

tool box
early june
yes
yes
no
i might tell you
yes
and yes i approve

dick
WYDM YOU MIGHT TELL ME
you've got me in this far

honorary sister
i mean that's a decent point
might as well

tool box
i know it won't work
will you cry?
fault line
best
where do we go now
this is what the drugs are for
i should hate you
difficult
right now
amelie
the blue
full machine

dick
oh my god
CAN I HEAR IT
CAN YOU SEND ME IT
BEST WILL MAKE ME CRY
I SHOULD HATE YOU WILL
BECOME THE ANTHEM FOR
FEMALE RAGE
and i'm scared for right now

honorary sister
you should be terrified for the
whole thing actually 😃

tool box
i honestly agree

dick
wait
you've heard it?

honorary sister
she played it to me and billie
on the plane this morning
it's insane
i actually don't have words to
describe it
it's a full body experience

tool box
AWWWWW

dick
i'm too happy and emotional
right now to be jealous of you

honorary sister
good

tool box
i'll send it in a sec

dick
i've got tears in my eyes
i'm so fucking happy for you
this is huge

tool box
no i can't cry right now

honorary sister
NOW I'M GONNA CRY TOO
EVERYONE STOP IT

dick
ok hold up a second
i've heard snippets of everything
and i kinda know some lyrics
and i think i just realised something

tool box
where is this going

dick
it's the order of your life
your relationship with hannah
the breakup and how it ended
the kind of in the middle of it all
then the three songs about billie
are in order of how you guys came
to be where you are now

tool box
that fact you figured it out so
quickly has me crying

honorary sister
FUCK OFF DYLAN

tool box
you'd think after all this time
i should be a pretty crier

dick
I'M SORRY
I JUST HAD TO SAY IT ALOUD

tool box
i hate to do this
but i have to go
i'll send the file in a second

dick
BITCH YOU CAN'T JUST WALK
AWAY FROM THIS AFTER THAT

honorary sister
did you get the message from
billie too??

tool box
yeah
see you downstairs

dick
HELLO
I'M HERE TOO
WHAT'S HAPPENING HOES

tool box
she wants me and liv to play
male fantasy with her tonight
🫠

dick
no no
i cannot cry anymore today
do not do this to me
olivia come back
HAYLEY MADISON O'BRIEN
YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME

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