𝟐𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝟐𝟒𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏

BILLIE EILISH. THAT'S all that had been on Hayley's mind for the last few days. Of course, the girl is always on her mind, but recently, it's been much worse. So, when the blonde had asked to FaceTime her a few minutes ago, Hayley missed the first call because she was trying to stop herself from freaking the absolute fuck out. As much as she had tried to ignore and move on from... whatever had happened the other day, she can't help but come to the conclusion that she had possibly gone too far with whatever she had said. Maybe there's a chance that by calling Billie hot, she had somehow offended her? No... Can someone ever get offended by being told they're attractive?

When she answers the second call, Hayley's worries fall to the background of her mind as she is greeted with the bright and cheerful mood of her friend. If Billie's thinking about the same thing as her, she's definitely good at not showing it.

"Hey! How are you? Are you good? I hope you are, but if you aren't, I've got some shit to tell you and maybe that'll make you happy... Hopefully."

A wide smile lifts at Hayley's lips as she listens to her ramble. Her eyes focus on Billie's face, and she thinks the girl looks ethereal. With her blonde hair down and framing her face, the stream of sunlight right above the wall she's leaning on makes it seem like she is wearing a halo. "Hi! Sorry I missed your call. Liv needed something." She blows out a small breath of air at her cover up.

Billie raises her eyebrows slightly, but doesn't press. "Okay, so, I'm just gonna get straight to it."

Hayley's lips purse as she tries to imagine what the girl could possibly tell her. "... Is it good news? Or, like, has someone died?"

"Huh?" Billie stares at her blankly for a few seconds. "No, baby, no one's died."

"Obviously," the brunette mumbles.

"So, you know I'm gonna be touring soon for the new album... And I have to choose an opening act for each country. Normally, you choose someone different for each leg, but I wanna do something a little outta the box."

Hayley nods. "Sounds fun."

The speakers are muffled for a few seconds as Billie moves the phone a little closer to her face. "And I wanted to ask this person, because she seems like she'd really
enjoy it, and because I honestly don't want anyone else to travel with me."

"She's a lucky girl."

Billie groans and throws her head back, wincing as her skull hits the brick wall a little too harshly. "Hayley, it's you! I want you to open for me," she exclaims in frustration. Her bangs blow in front of her eyes courtesy of a breeze, and she makes a dramatic fuss trying to get rid of it.

She blinks. "What?" It finally hits her what she's being asked to do. Hayley's lips open, then close. "Wait, what? You want me to tour with you?"

The pair of ocean eyes roll in exasperation. "Duh. I was told to get your team to tell you, but doing it myself is way more fun, plus I get to see your reaction." Billie tilts her head to the side as she squints her eyes at the brunette on her screen. "Which so far, I actually have no fucking idea what you're thinking."

Hayley's grin begins to hurt her cheeks, however, right now, she doesn't give a shit. She hasn't felt this happy in a while. "Yes! A million times yes!" Somehow, her smile widens when Billie's demeanour instantly lifts at her words. "God, this feels like a dream. Are you sure you want me? 'Cause I can get pretty annoying, I talk way too much, I'm pretty needy, I-"

"Hayley," Billie cuts in with a laugh. "I don't give a flying fuck. I'm asking you, 'cause I wanna experience this shit with you."

"Well, I'm a thousand percent in, so, what do we need to do?"

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thing 2
ykw i miss you guys
more than i thought
i would

honorary sister
i can't tell if that's a
compliment or not 😐

thing 2
compliment kiddo

honorary sister
cheers

thing 1
finneas called me
kiddo the other day
and yelloooooo

thing 2
YELLOOO
hi sister
hru doing
how's charlie 🐈
how's billie
wait
someone other than
me called you kiddo?

thing 1
yep it was very
VERY awkward
AWEEE
i think someone
misses me ☺️

honorary sister
he does
does he know

thing 2
know what

thing 1
not yet

honorary sister
do you wanna tell
him here or in person

thing 2
hello
do i know what

thing 1
idk
here might be fine

thing 2
HELLO

thing 1
hi dyl

thing 2
hi
what do i not know

thing 1
billie asked me to go
on tour with her for
the new album 🤭

thing 2
what

honorary sister
fml 🤦🏻‍♀️

thing 1
i'm going on tour
with billie eilish

thing 2
WHAT
ACTUALLY
ARE YOU SERIOUS
OH MY FUCK
HAYLEY
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKING
FUCKETY FUCK

thing 1
that was basically my
reaction last night

honorary sister
great
now you've done it

thing 2
YOU'VE KNOWN SINCE
LAST NIGHT???????

thing 1
...
no?

thing 2
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

thing 1
cause i wanted to make
sure it wasn't her joking
around or something

honorary sister
her team called this morning
it's very real

thing 2

thing 1
do you need a sec

thing 2
yes
i need lots of sex

honorary sister
i'm sorry
what?

thing 1 

honorary sister
please remember this is
a gc with your SISTERS

thing 1
you're lucky mom and
dad aren't here to read
that 🤢🤮

thing 2
oh fuck
IT WAS MEANT TO BE
SECS 😒😒

thing 1
sure it was

thing 2
great
so tour with billie
when does it start?
how long am i separated
with you for?
is anyone else opening?
can taylor speed up nothing
new pls and ty?
whats the sitch with hairy
stilts????

honorary sister
while you're at it just ask
us what you really want to

thing 2
... i did

honorary sister

thing 1
liv just said if you were still
here then she would hit you

thing 2
wow what's new

honorary sister

thing 1
to answer the incredibly
long list of questions
tour starts on feb 3rd
ends 30th of september

thing 2
jesus

thing 1
so almost 8 months
but that's just the first to
last date without taking
breaks in between each
leg into account

thing 2
liv do you just not give
a shit that your best
friend is gonna be gone

honorary sister
ofc i do
but i'm gonna tag along for
the start to take photos cause
we've planned my album tour
to start in mid april so ☹️☹️
SEPARATION ANXIETYYY

thing 1
SIGH
continuing on
billie says she wants
just me 🫤

thing 2
hold up
for just one leg
or the entire fucking
WORLD???

honorary sister
the whole thing

thing 2
holy shit bug

thing 1
ik 😖😖
ok next
no taylor cannot release
nn early just for you dyl
we've been over this

thing 2
fuck
alright
how
about

thing 1
no

thing 2
FUCK

thing 1
it applies to red tv as well

thing 2
worth a try
alright
and harry?

honorary sister
yeah
what IS going on with that
i heard you on a call with
him yesterday 🤨

thing 1
huhhhh
whatttttt
nothing's going on

thing 2
has anyone ever told you
you're really shit at lying

thing 1
actually no
fine
he asked me if i wanted
to do something with him
over the next month 🤓

honorary sister
WHAT???
WANTS TO DO WHAT?????
hayley o'brien i never ask
anything of you

thing 1
well that's debatable

honorary sister
hush
what is going on

thing 2
wait
i know
COLLAB
NEW SONG
OLD SONG
EP
😱😱😱😱😱
ALBUM???

honorary sister
even i know that's
going too far dude

thing 1
collab
old song
that's all you get

thing 2
oh my GOD
hayley
you can't leave it at that

honorary sister
AGREED
IT'S A CRIME
BITCH GET BACK HERE

thing 1
when will you people
learn that calling me
bitch gets you nowhere

honorary sister

thing 2
i'm not a patient person

honorary sister
oh i know

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