𝟏𝟑𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐

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bill nye the science guy - 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐄𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
ice cube - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧

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ice cube
i'm right around the corner
WITH
secret ingredients

bill nye the science guy
huh

ice cube
...
i'm almost back

bill nye the science guy
huh
HAVE YOU BEEN GONE
WHEN DID YOU LEAVE

ice cube
I'VE BEEN GONE FOR AN HOUR
????

bill nye the science guy
oh what the shit
why didn't you tell me

ice cube
baby
we had a full convo about it

bill nye the science guy
really

ice cube
yep

bill nye the science guy
i forgot
i was listening to good riddance
and kind of got lost in it

ice cube
yeah it does that to you
to everyone actually

bill nye the science guy
😖
wait were you walking
are you walking

ice cube
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
but no we drove
and no
security hasn't left me

bill nye the science guy
ok good
so what did you get

ice cube
not telling

bill nye the science guy
BOOO
all i know is you're making dinner
can you cook though??

ice cube
excuse me
i can

bill nye the science guy
ok just checking in case i need to
prepare an oscar winning show

ice cube
wow
i have no words

bill nye the science guy
so is it pizza
TACOS???

ice cube
i'm not telling
but
what do you wanna do for the
rest of the day?? 🤓

bill nye the science guy
since it's your day off i figured
you just wanted to chill
so we can binge movies?
I CAN PAINT YOUR NAILS
and we can ft finneas to see
charls and shark

ice cube
that sounds so nice
OH
as long as it's twilight though

bill nye the science guy
god help me
i'd never seen those more than
once before i met you

ice cube
come on you love them

bill nye the science guy
maybe a little
drive faster
now i've realised you're gone
i miss you

ice cube
IT JUST STARTED RAINING

bill nye the science guy
REALLY

ice cube
yeah look out the window
or are the blinds still closed

bill nye the science guy
whattttt
they're totally open
i love the sun!!!

ice cube
you're fooling no one

bill nye the science guy
i'm gonna start the fire
and make hot chocolate
and get twilight ready
sound good?

ice cube
sounds perfect

bill nye the science guy
date night

ice cube
no

bill nye the science guy
oh

ice cube
date DAY

bill nye the science guy
OH
i like the sound of that

ice cube
mmmhmmmm

bill nye the science guy
remember we gotta get dyl
from the airport later

ice cube
fuck
i forgot
he ruins everything

bill nye the science guy
i'm sure he'd love to hear that

ice cube
😖
I JUST REMEMBERED
I BROUGHT MY SHIRT

bill nye the science guy
i'd hope you did
although
i wouldn't complain if you forgot

ice cube
no i mean
i brought my twilight shirts

bill nye the science guy
oh no
i see where you're going with this...

ice cube
WE CAN BE MATCHING

bill nye the science guy
forget what i said
that's cute as fuck

ice cube
you're cute as fuck

bill nye the science guy
gonna give you the biggest kiss
when you come in

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hay hay - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧
tay tay - 𝐓𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭

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tay tay
OK so
it's finished
all done
🥰

hay hay
oh my god oh my god
OH MY GOD
like completely done

tay tay
completely done!

hay hay
holy shit
wow
this is insane

tay tay
I KNOW
i can't believe we have a song
next time we have to write one
from scratch together

hay hay
oh absolutely
hehe

tay tay
have you got cover art yet?

hay hay
yep
liv sent it through yesterday

tay tay
this is really happening

hay hay
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING

tay tay
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!!!
i can't wait to sing it live with you

hay hay
wait
what
you
taylor alison swift
would want to sing with me
on a stage
in front of people
????

tay tay
YES
of course
it's my dream

hay hay
YOUR DREAM
IT'S MY FUCKING DREAM
are you serious

tay tay
very serious
i'd be honoured to
only if you'd want

hay hay
holy shit
yes
obviously yes

tay tay
we might need to plan a tour
just with the both of us

hay hay
hahahahahahaha

tay tay
....

hay hay
wait

tay tay
i was being serious

hay hay
what the fuck

tay tay
mhm

hay hay
hold up
you would actually go on a tour
WITH ME

tay tay
yep
not as support

hay hay
who would want to see that
i mean obviously they'd see you
but who would want to see me
WITH YOU
plus we'd only have one song
what else would we do?

tay tay
firstly
you constantly underestimate
how many people love you
secondly
well then we might just need to
write an album!

hay hay
goodbye

tay tay
i might be getting ahead of myself
actually, i'm not
but we can take things one at a
time just to prevent you from
having another heart attack

hay hay
yeah
uh huh
that sounds good

tay tay
let's just release i miss you,
i'm sorry
then see where we go after that
anything could happen, my love

hay hay
i'm still processing that that's
actually happening
don't even start to tell me you'd
be willing to write a fucking album
with me

tay tay
😞
i wouldn't want to be your cause
of death
but you know what they say
no body no crime

hay hay
that's so true

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𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 - 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ✨

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billie's ho - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧
oliver - 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐨
frank ocean - 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬
traffic cone - 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐲

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oliver
SORRY I COULDN'T ANSWER
in the middle of sound check

frank ocean
all good you didn't miss much

traffic cone
yeah it was pretty normal stuff

billie's ho
exactly

frank ocean
it was only that taylor said to her
that she's open to making an
album together!

traffic cone
and then go on a tour together

frank ocean
super normal

billie's ho
yeah so normal!

oliver
what the fuck

traffic cone
that was my reaction
just imagine me screaming

frank ocean
you're still echoing in my head

oliver
are you fucking with me

billie's ho
oh no
hahaha
it's very real

oliver
THAT'S INSANE

frank ocean
WE KNOW

billie's ho
idk how serious she was
but it's cool to think about

traffic cone
for some reason i reckon she
was pretty serious

frank ocean
agreed
i mean
she literally jumped on board
the second you asked if she
wanted to do imyis

oliver
that's true
plus she loves you sm

billie's ho
😖
can we move on before i spiral

frank ocean
good idea
CONAN

traffic cone
wassup

frank ocean
are you anxious

traffic cone
always x

billie's ho
me too

traffic cone
why

oliver
YOURS
HELLO

traffic cone
oh yeah
nervous
but excited
mostly nervous

billie's ho
WHOOP WHOO WHOOOP

frank ocean
WHOOO

oliver

traffic cone
i can't believe it's out tomorrow

billie's ho
it's been a long time coming

oliver
BUT IT'S YOU AND ME
THAT'S MY WHOLE WORLD

billie's ho
THEY WHISPER IN THE HALLWAY
SHE'S A BAD BAD GIRL

oliver
THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS ROLLING
FAKE DICE

billie's ho
YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES
YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES

oliver
cue the applause

traffic cone
grammy winning performance

frank ocean
hay when's dylan getting to you

billie's ho
😒
he lands at 4 so we're going to
the airport to see him
then he can go to his hotel cause
he is NOT staying with me and b

frank ocean
fair enough
after last year i'm never living
with him ever again even if it's
just for a day

frank ocean
wait dylan's going to london
why

billie's ho
well
he says it's cause he misses me

oliver
HELP

billie's ho
it's purely so he can go on set

frank ocean
HAHAHA

traffic cone
hold on you think he's flying
across the fucking world just
to see the set for barbie and
not you??

billie's ho
absolutely

oliver
it does sound like him...

billie's ho
exactly

traffic cone
honestly he's real for that

billie's ho
yeah i'd do the same if the
roles were reversed

frank ocean
i hate that i can't come over
IT FUCKING SUCKS
right when my us leg ends
and europe starts is when
you come back to la
WHY CAN'T LIFE ALIGN

billie's ho
i've taken so many photos dw
i'll tell you all about it
it'll be like you were there

oliver
the most thoughtful person ever

traffic cone
HOLD UP
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING

frank ocean
uh oh

traffic cone
DOES THAT MEAN I CAN FLY OVER

billie's ho
i mean
i guess so

oliver
i'll live vicariously through cone

billie's ho
why would you choose him
and not me

oliver
good point
you're the actress
nvm

traffic cone
so if i book a flight tomorrow
you'd let me come to set with
you for the day

billie's ho
i'd have to clear it first and
you'd have to sign a dozen
ndas but theoretically yes

oliver
CONANNNNNN
WHERE DID YOU GOOOO

frank ocean
he's booking a flight obviously

billie's ho
OK CONE WAIT
DON'T BOOK ANYTHING YET

traffic cone
too late

billie's ho
well ok then

traffic cone
worst case scenario i'll just have
a british holiday!! ☺️

oliver
that honestly doesn't sound like
a worse case scenario but ok

traffic cone
LONDON HERE I COME

billie's ho
see you tomorrow ig

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awesome rockstar - 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐬
get a room 1 - 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐄𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
get a room 2 - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧

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awesome rockstar
yo
YO
YOOOO

get a room 1
what

awesome rockstar

get a room 2
AWWWW
miss u too

awesome rockstar
good cause otherwise that
would be awkward

get a room 1
i don't miss you at all

get a room 2
she's lying

get a room 1
i'm lying
I MISS YOU TOO

awesome rockstar
I MISS YOU MORE
but there is a reason i
interrupted your date

get a room 2
how the fuck did you know
about that? 😐

get a room 1
did you hack my phone

get a room 2
did you hack both our phones

awesome rockstar
idiots
billie you literally told me

get a room 1
wait did i
when

get a room 2
i believe that
she's been super forgetful today

get a room 1
anyways
WASSUP BRO

awesome rockstar
tour talk for a minute

get a room 2
you have my interest

awesome rockstar
i was wondering if maybe you
guys wanted to add a duet to
the setlist permanently
it makes sense

get a room 1
OH HELLO
WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF
THIS BEFORE WTF

get a room 2
i love that omg
oh but only if b says yes

get a room 1
HUH

get a room 2
it's your tour not mine
so you get to make the decision

awesome rockstar
here we go again

get a room 1
excuse me
you get just as much of a say
in this as me

get a room 2
BUT I SHOULDN'T

get a room 1
but you do
deal with it
no buts

get a room 2
that's what she said

awesome rockstar
i snorted
sorry continue

get a room 1
i'm saying yes DUH
but i'll only do it if you want to
just as much as me
i'm not forcing you into something
you don't want to do

get a room 2
of course i want to
it would be so much fun

get a room 1
you sure??

get a room 2
definitely baby

awesome rockstar
you've made up
yay
so it's a yes?

get a room 1
yeppers
did you have a song in mind

awesome rockstar
i wanted to leave that up to you

get a room 2
uh idk

get a room 1
not halley's comet

awesome rockstar
WHY
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU
WOULD PICK

get a room 1
yeah but it's about hay
so it would be kinda weird to
sing WITH her since it's basically
a love letter from me to her

get a room 2
i'll cry in a second
you're so cute

get a room 1
we could do your power
or maybe something off dsam
OR one of yours

get a room 2
not mine no way
people aren't there for me
maybe dsam?

get a room 1
they so are but i'm not arguing
about this again with you

awesome rockstar
pretend i'm not here

get a room 1
what about
idwbya

get a room 2
i love it
it's such a pretty song
i might cry though
just a warning

get a room 1
if you cry i'll cry

get a room 2
maybe not then 😭

awesome rockstar
ffs why is this so difficult

get a room 2
OH OH HELLO
HOLY SHIT

get a room 1
SHE'S HAD AN EPIPHANY

awesome rockstar
but you dream of some
EPIPHANNYYYYY

get a room 2
wish you were gay

get a room 1
oh my fuck
you're a gorgeous genius

get a room 2
it's so fitting

get a room 1
AGREED
wanna do it as an acoustic

get a room 2
it would sound so good
stripped back i reckon

awesome rockstar
i'm jumping in to say yes
i approve
i agree

get a room 1
it will be gay as fuck

get a room 2
that's obvious

awesome rockstar
i don't expect anything less

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