𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐

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billieeilish london innit

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hayleyobrien i feel offended that you used that photo of me. (25 min)
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            @hayleyobrien why you look hot as fuck
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              @billieeilish i strong disagree

hayleyobrien but you look like a literal angel sent down from heaven (25 min)
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            @hayleyobrien if that's true then i found who i                  needed to watch over 😁
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              @billieeilish AWEEEEEEE
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                @billieeilish @hayleyobrien stop it before i                      throw myself out the window

oliviarodrigo YOU'RE WEARING MY NECKLACE OMG YAYYYY (24 min)
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            @oliviarodrigo 🦋🦄

claudiasulewski THE EYES THE EYESSSS (23 min)
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            @claudiasulewski stop it i'll blush

username1 the way i can hear you saying the caption with a cute accent (21 min)
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            @username1 take that back no one gets to call                her cute but me 😤
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              @hayleyobrien hot
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            @username1 HAHAHA

hayleyobrienhq i question if you guys are actually together every day because it's just too much to handle 😖 (20 min)
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Today 12:38pm

𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 - 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 ✨

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billie's ho - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧
oliver - 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐨
frank ocean - 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬
traffic cone - 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐲

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frank ocean
YOOOOO
hay can you send me tea

traffic cone
what

oliver
that's random

billie's ho
I BOUGHT SOME YESTERDAY
i'm bringing it home for you

frank ocean
THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
there's this brand i love but
they only sell it in the uk

oliver
you're living up to your stereotype

billie's ho
i love tea

traffic cone
me too it's a life saviour

frank ocean
anyways
how is the endless pit of rain
god i miss rain

billie's ho
it poured yesterday and
it's been on and off today

oliver
ARE YOU ON SET
or can you not say

traffic cone
even if you can't say
tell us anyways

billie's ho
let's just say i'm looking hot

frank ocean
yeah she's on set
how's it going

billie's ho
so good
everyone's so nice and sweet
AND FUNNY

traffic cone
who's your fave

oliver
CONAN
YOU CAN'T ASK THAT

billie's ho
ariana is adorable

frank ocean
AW
IS SHE FAN GIRLING

billie's ho
she asked for a picture the
other day and got me to sign
a vinyl 😭😭😭😭

oliver
STOPPPP

traffic cone
she's just a teenage girl

billie's ho
she's so cute
and ryan is hilarious

oliver
can you get a video of him
saying that he loves me

frank ocean
can i have one too

traffic cone
🙄🙄
wait
me three

billie's ho
i'll see what i can do

frank ocean
have you pulled any pranks

billie's ho
who do you think you're talking
to right now
ryan and i are in the middle of
a prank war with each other

oliver
OH MY GOD

traffic cone
not you just casually saying you
and RYAN GOSLING are having
a prank war

frank ocean
i expect nothing less 🥰🥰

billie's ho
hehehe

traffic cone
so
spill

billie's ho
what

oliver
who you're playing
no one knows for certain

traffic cone
yeah tell us
or i'll hack into your email
i do know your password

billie's ho

oliver
i snorted

frank ocean
amateurs
she's playing raquelle

billie's ho
YEP
my bitch of a girl 🫶🏻

oliver
wait so is she the villain
no what's the plot
are you a main character

billie's ho
not really she's kind of like an
anti hero but not at the same
time if that makes sense

traffic cone
OH I LOVE IT

billie's ho
and i can't tell you the plot

frank ocean
obviously
even i don't know

billie's ho
and i'm not a main character

oliver
what bullshit
you should be

traffic cone
i second this

billie's ho
petition for me to be in the
next oscar winning movie
please and thanks!!

frank ocean
i mean i know zendaya
i could get you into dune p2

oliver
holy shit
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU
KNOW ZENDAYA

frank ocean
photo shoots

traffic cone
i wish i could use a camera

billie's ho
ok as tempting as that is
tour starts again soon
and i have an album to release

traffic cone
this album needs to be out
right fucking now

billie's ho
idk why you're complaining
you all have copies of it

oliver
true
but still
ALSO WE ALL SAW THE
TEASER IN YOUR INSTA
POST LAST WEEK

frank ocean
it was so funny
no one noticed

billie's ho
aside from finneas
who almost ruined it

traffic cone
it's taylor level easter eggs

oliver
LITERALLY
when it's announced everyone
will be like oh shit it was right
under our noses the whole time

billie's ho
i'm so excited for it
HEHEHEHEEE

frank ocean
can i just brag for a second
that i shot the album cover

traffic cone
see that's almost as good as
saying you know margot robbie

frank ocean
i actually agree

billie's ho
my lunch break is over
ciao

oliver
WHAT ARE YOU FILMING
TELL US

traffic cone
hoe she legally can't

billie's ho
all i can say is that there is
a gorgeous beach involved

frank ocean
honey... have you been to
watford's beach before

oliver
WAITTT

traffic cone
she's insinuating it's fake

oliver
huh

billie's ho
that's my cue to leave

frank ocean
but does she mean an actual
fake beach or a beach made
from fx and editing

oliver
what would a real fake beach
look like though

traffic cone
fake sand
fake water
fake sun
fake people
fake rocks

oliver
how would you swim in fake water

frank ocean
that's the thing
you wouldn't

oliver
you'd smack into it HAHAHA

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billieeilish hot as fuck (27 min)
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            @billieeilish i'll eat you

selenagomez the most gorgeous girl EVER (22 min)
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            @selenagomez HI SEL
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              @hayleyobrien HI BESTIE

ariana_greenblatt LOVE YOU (23 min)
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livmichaels sees the second photo: I NEVER SAID IT BUT I KNOW THAT I CANT PICTURE ANYTHING PAST 25 NOT LIKE I CARE TO KNOW THE TIME AND NOT LIKE IM LOOKING FOR THAT SILENCE SELF DIAGNOSING TIL IM BORDERLINE ILL DO WHATEVER HELPS TO SLEEP AT NIGHT UNTIL IM FEELING LIKE AN ISLAND UNTIL IM STRONG ENOUGH TO HIDE IT (28 min)
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            wow this is depressing @hayleyobrien
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            @livmichaels b did the exact same thing in public
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              @livmichaels it's true i did
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            @tylerposey58 welcome to my discography

dylanobrienofficial gods favourite mmmm are you though (25 min)
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            @dylanobrienofficial oh she is
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              @taylorswift i guess i got my answer

username1 the fact this photo is the first piece of proof we've had that the barbie set is indeed real (23 min)
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            @hayleyobrien did you break an nda
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              @dylanobrienofficial EXCUSE ME?? of course i                didn't jesus christ
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                @dylanobrienofficial it was indeed approved

conangray can you invite me to your pink party so i can become a ken (24 min)
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            @conangray bring your rollerblades
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              @hayleyobrien wait seriously
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                @conangray sadly no 😞

charli_xcx hayley you there (21 min)
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            @charli_xcx oh hi charli

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Today 3:12pm

𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭: 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐬𝐬 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐲)

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child - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧
hoe - 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧
poser 🕺🏻 - 𝐓𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐲
shellfish 🦞 - 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐠
achoo - 𝐀𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐨
sparkles ✨ - 𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐞𝐝
superman - 𝐓𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧
holly - 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
strawberry 🍓 - 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲
I AM THE ALPHAAAAHH - 𝐈𝐚𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐡𝐞𝐧
DILF - 𝐉𝐑 𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞

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strawberry 🍓
someone get me into barbie

shellfish 🦞
do you want to be a barbie

strawberry 🍓
i was thinking ken

poser 🕺🏻
ykw
i think you'd suit a barbie

shellfish 🦞
suddenly not ok isn't the movie
of the year!
dylan
any thoughts?

DILF
yeah how do you feel about not
being the most famous o'brien
anymore?

hoe
this is SLANDER
WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE
AGAINST ME

achoo
everything

hoe
yeah that sounds about right

child
unfortunately
i can't get anyone a role

shellfish 🦞
well fuck
i guess we aren't friends anymore

child
excuse me

shellfish 🦞
jk
love u

child
you're so sweet x

superman
just asking for someone
but is ryan gosling looking for
a new best friend

child
no

hoe
HA HA HA

child
he got one the other day

strawberry 🍓
who

child
me 🥰

sparkles ✨
ok but being able to say you're
friends with ryan and margot is
the biggest flex ever

holly
how about that her girlfriend is
billie eilish

sparkles ✨
yeah that too

poser 🕺🏻
no it should be a flex for billie
being able to say that hay's
her girlfriend

child
aw thanks ty

poser 🕺🏻
😇😇

strawberry 🍓
how is billie

child
i'm fine thanks for asking

strawberry 🍓
sorry but she's like the most
famous person i know

shellfish 🦞
he's a big fan

child
we're both good

hoe
DID YOU FINISH PLANNING
FOR TONIGHT?

achoo
what's tonight

child
thanks dylan

hoe
....
sorry

holly
ARE YOU GOING ON A DATE

child
great
let's get everyone involved

superman
I'M HERE

sparkles ✨
what's the plan
tell us everything

hoe
i sincerely apologise

child
oh fuck off you're loving it
i booked a horse ride at
sunset through hyde park

shellfish 🦞
oh my GOD

poser 🕺🏻
THAT'S SO CUTE
WHAT THE FUCK

achoo
that's so so so so so sweet

child
i hope so
she loves horses

sparkles ✨
AND she loves you
perfect combination

hoe
THAT'S WHAT I SAID

child
and then we're having a picnic
for dinner after

I AM THE ALPHAAAAHH
can i get you to plan my dates
from now on

strawberry 🍓
hi ian

child
no i want to stay as far out of
all of your romantic lives as i
possibly can

poser 🕺🏻
that's probably really smart

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Today 5:02pm

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bill nye the science guy - 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐄𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
ice cube - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧

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bill nye the science guy
i'm bored
idk what to do without you
why aren't you responding
BABBYYYYYY
BABY BABY OHHH LIKE
we should get justin to come
and sing that at our wedding
that's actually a brilliant idea
what the fuck
why am i so smart
you must be filming
come back
now
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ice cube
I'M HERE
SORRY
I JUST GOT IN THE CAR
and oh my god yes
that needs to happen

bill nye the science guy
thank god
if you took any longer i'd
rip my hair out
AND AGREED

ice cube
no need to
now we just gotta wait an hour

bill nye the science guy
i hate that the studio's so
far away

ice cube
well it's not THAT bad
and we probably should have
booked a hotel not in london..

bill nye the science guy
true
oh well
I MISSED YOU TODAY

ice cube
i've missed you more
i'm so excited for tonight

bill nye the science guy
ME TOO
can you tell me what we're doing

ice cube
you're cute
but no

bill nye the science guy
not even a hint

ice cube
nope

bill nye the science guy
oh come on
what if i give you extra kisses

ice cube
nope
your tactics won't work
it's a surprise

bill nye the science guy
that's disappointing
i expected more from you

ice cube
DON'T GUILT TRIP ME

bill nye the science guy
ugh
i'm out of ideas

ice cube
good

bill nye the science guy
fine
how was your day

ice cube
SO MUCH FUN
it's honestly the most fun i've
had in a long time
excluding spending any time
with you obviously

bill nye the science guy
i'm so glad you're enjoying it

ice cube
me too
everyone's just so sweet
i wish you could be there
it would be so fun

bill nye the science guy
STOP ITTTT
but it so would be
i would kill to do anything
involved with barbie though
i don't have to be IN the movie

ice cube
i wish you could too
i could ask??

bill nye the science guy
i love you so bad but no 😞
if i'm gonna be involved i
want them to ask me for ME
you know?
sorry

ice cube
why are you saying sorry
it makes perfect sense baby
i get it completely

bill nye the science guy
thank you ☹️
OH OH OH
i'll bribe you

ice cube
fuck me

bill nye the science guy
i can do that too

ice cube
i thought we'd moved on from
this already

bill nye the science guy
how much
what do you want

ice cube
you

bill nye the science guy
i can give you that
BUT I WANT TO KNOW
I'M TOO IMPATIENT

ice cube
ok fine
where we're going you might
be able to see a horse

bill nye the science guy
shut the fuck up
actually
are you serious

ice cube
mhm

bill nye the science guy
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

ice cube
i know

bill nye the science guy
you also can't tell me that
and not say anything else

ice cube
baby

bill nye the science guy
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME

ice cube
no
but i know you'll love it

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Today 7:10pm

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awesome rockstar - 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐬
get a room 1 - 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐄𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
get a room 2 - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧

└───── · 。ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─────┘

get a room 1
how is shark
and charlie

awesome rockstar
oh they're great
but peaches is not a fan
of charls at all

get a room 2
yeah that was expected

awesome rockstar
no offence
and i love you
but i'm never doing this again

get a room 1
i take it clauds has a different
opinion

awesome rockstar
oh yeah
she loves it
you've made her want a cat
so thanks

get a room 2
you're very welcome
we need friends with cats for
play dates 🤓🤓

get a room 1
that's so fucking cute

awesome rockstar
well it's not gonna be us

get a room 1
oh it will

awesome rockstar
?

get a room 1
she's persuasive

get a room 2
plus
when you love someone you'll
do anything for them

awesome rockstar
ok stop with the bullshit
i know you're doing this
to try and convince me
it's not working

get a room 2
BOOO
you're no fun

awesome rockstar
wow ok
that's a low blow

get a room 1
😭

awesome rockstar
wanna facetime
miss yous

get a room 2
actually we can't

awesome rockstar
😔

get a room 1
IT'S DATE NIGHT

awesome rockstar
HAVE FUN
don't tell me any details
or if you do imagine you're
telling a kid

get a room 2
jesus what the fuck do
you think we're doing

awesome rockstar
well considering what billie
commented earlier i don't
even want to start to think
about it

get a room 1
HAHAHA

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