𝟐𝟓𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏

hayleyobrien has posted to their Instagram!

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hayleyobrien i love u @chanelofficial

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billieeilish CUTIEPATOOTIE (29 min)
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@billieeilish ILOVEAYOUUUUUUU
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billieeilish
@hayleyobrien ILOVEAYOUMOREEEEEEE
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username1
i am so fucking single
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dylansprayberry
🌈🌈🌈

conangray i need your hair routine please and thanks 😙 (23 min)
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hayleyobrien
@conangray just being happy and living life to the fullest 🥳
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conangray
@hayleyobrien haha then i am screwed

username2 she's so fine i'm gonna throw myself into incoming traffic (25 min)
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billieeilish
@username2 i relate to this with every bone in my body 🫠🫠

chanelofficial WE love YOU (27 min)
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livmichaels can you bring a charger upstairs (29 min)
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hayleyobrien
@livmichaels no 💙

shelleyhennig strawberry's asking if you can drop the hte tracklist (15 min)
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dylansprayberry
@shelleyhennig NO IM NOT
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shelleyhennig
@dylansprayberry bitch what
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dylansprayberry
@hayleyobrien ... can you...?
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billieeilish
@dylansprayberry absolutely not 💛💛
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@billieeilish HOLY SHIT HI???

billieeilish has posted to their Instagram!

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billieeilish FIVE DAYS TILL MY ALBUM COMES OUT

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username1 anyone else waiting for hayley to comment something (29 min)
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@username1 twiddling my thumbs actually

hayleyobrien jesus fucking CHRISTTT (22 min)
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hayleyobrien how are you real (22 min)
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like seriously how the fuck are you real
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@hayleyobrien some days i wonder that too

hayleyobrien and what world am i living in where we're friends (21 min)
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@hayleyobrien i think we're dreaming tbh
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@billieeilish wouldn't be surprised

finneas FIVE DAYS TILL OUR ALBUM COMES OUT AHHHSUAUSUUS (25 min)
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oliviarodrigo hottest person alive (20 min)
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claudiasulewski the entire world needs to hear this album right now (24 min)
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hayleyobrien has posted to their Instagram story!

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Today 7:58pm

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bill nye the science guy - 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐄𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
hail storm 🧊 - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧

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bill nye the science guy
IFE CUBE
ICE
HAYLEY
HAY BALEEEE
HAYLEYYYYYYYY
WHERE THE FUCK ARE UOU

hail storm 🧊
HI
SORRY IM HERE
was watching b99

bill nye the science guy
apology accepted
best show of all time

hail storm 🧊
😐

bill nye the science guy
what

hail storm 🧊
you said it's the best show
of all time 😐😐😐

bill nye the science guy
yeah
and

hail storm 🧊
you just said it's best show
OF ALL TIME

bill nye the science guy
so
OH
OH
I TAKE IT BACK
nothing beats the office.

hail storm 🧊
there we go
took you a while
die hard fan SUREEE

bill nye the science guy

hail storm 🧊
and here they come

bill nye the science guy

hail storm 🧊
i take it back
you're a die hard fan

bill nye the science guy
oh i know 😊
TAKE OUT YOUR SUCK IT
AND YOU SUCK IT

hail storm 🧊
YEAH!

bill nye the science guy
SUCK IT

hail storm 🧊
YEAH!

bill nye the science guy
TAKE OUT YOUR SUCK IT
AND YOU

hail storm 🧊
SUCK IT

bill nye the science guy
YEAH

hail storm 🧊
SUCK IT

bill nye the science guy
YEAH

hail storm 🧊
name a better song

bill nye the science guy
i literally can't
ANYWAYSSSSS
i wanted to ask u sometinggg

hail storm 🧊
ask away pretty

bill nye the science guy
SO
you know how my album
comes out in like 5 days

hail storm 🧊
i might've heard something
about that yeah

bill nye the science guy
well we aren't doing
anything big this time
so i wanted to ask if you
wanted to come to my place
and listen to it with meeee
🤓🤓

hail storm 🧊
on the thursday??

bill nye the science guy
mhmmmmm

hail storm 🧊
bils i'm sorry i can't

bill nye the science guy
oh
have you got something else
on or whatever

hail storm 🧊
yeah it's a really important
thing for one of my close
friends and i can't miss it

bill nye the science guy
oh
yeah ok
i just thought it would be
kinda nice to have you
with me when it releases
but yeah
that's fine
don't worry about it

hail storm 🧊
i'm so so so sorry billie
i really wish i could
we can have a private thing
together on the weekend?
i'm free?

bill nye the science guy
sure
i have to go

hail storm 🧊
billie i'm so sorry
shit

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ronald weasley 🥕 - 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐬
bestest friend - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧

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ronald weasley 🥕
yo
what did you say to billie
she's crying

bestest friend
fuck
fuck
FUCK

ronald weasley 🥕
i mean
you did the right thing
how the fuck did she not
get the hint.. 🙄🙄
dumbass

bestest friend
🫤

ronald weasley 🥕
right
sorry
uh
ok
i'll try and do something
i don't know

bestest friend
shit
i feel so terrible

ronald weasley 🥕
no hey
when she sees you there
none of this will matter
ok?

bestest friend
i hope so

ronald weasley 🥕
i know so

bestest friend
just
make sure she feels better

ronald weasley 🥕
yeah ofc

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fruity bitch - 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐎'𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧
fishing rod - 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐨
famous person - 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥𝐬
COMEDY - 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐲

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famous person
so
we have a bit of a
.. situation here

COMEDY
yuh oh
what did you do

famous person
WHAT DID I DO??
why do you immediately
assume it's my fault

COMEDY
well
based on your track record

famous person

COMEDY
did you just use me as
a fucking meme?

famous person
sure did

fishing rod
yo
what's the situation

fruity bitch
my life is over

COMEDY
welcome to the club

fishing rod
is this a paris level
"my life is over" or

famous person
olivia.
what did we say about
this before?

fishing rod
what happens in paris stays
in paris 🙄🫤

COMEDY
even i don't know what
happened in paris

famous person
you just aren't special enough

COMEDY
why does that sentence sound
so damn familiar...
oh
it's what my parents used to say
to me all the time 😃

famous person
yeah yeah save the sob story
everyone has one

fishing rod
uh...
hay what happened

fruity bitch
i made billie cry

fishing rod
wait what
are you ok?
what happened

COMEDY
context please

fruity bitch
she was asking if i could
do like an album release
party just me and her
but i obviously had to say no
and i think she's really upset
idk finneas said she was crying

famous person
let's all keep in mind
this was bound to happen
eventually m'kay?

fishing rod
liv...

famous person
sorry i don't mean to be shitty

fruity bitch
no i know
you're right
it just sucks
i wish she could connect
the dots together 😖
i'm doing something really
important for a close friend
on the SAME DAY AS HER
ALBUM COMES OUT

COMEDY
surely she's suspicious
she has to be

fruity bitch
i don't think so

fishing rod
ok bug just remember that
this is all so you can give her
the surprise of a lifetime ok??
it's going to be so worth it
and she'll forgive all the lies and
putting meeting her off the
SECOND she sees you

famous person
☝🏻☝🏻

COMEDY
agreed
try not to overthink it too much

famous person
which is gonna be hard cause
we know that's your speciality

fruity bitch
impromptu sleepover please

COMEDY
as in right now??
it's almost 8:30

fishing rod
and?
our girl needs cuddles
cookies
and a horror binge

famous person
yeah get your asses over
30 mins

COMEDY
k

fishing rod
copy that

fruity bitch
i love you guys 😪
oh
you're all invited to the party

COMEDY
how many people are we
talking about here

fruity bitch
about 100

COMEDY
my social anxiety is screaming
at me to say no

famous person
i'm sensing a but

COMEDY
but
it's you and your future wife
so

fishing rod
HEHEHEHEEE

famous person
that was a very aggressive
laugh livvy

fishing rod
fuck off
we're all coming hay bale
wouldn't miss it

fruity bitch
idk what i'd do without you

COMEDY
is she talking to all of us

famous person
shhh
hay is that you outside my
room or has dylan broken
in again

fruity bitch

𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵 😏