philgon: still dating bismarck

danniester: what even her name is bianca

philgon: same thing

danniester: why am i even talking to you

philgon: because we're soon to be fuckbuddies

danniester: no thanks

philgon: you're so good at hiding your feelings

danniester: i seriously am not interested in you

philgon: then why are you talking to me

danniester: idk i'm bored and you seem interesting?

philgon: lol ok

danniester: so what are you doing

philgon: jerking off to your pictures what are you doing

danniester: omg ew creep

philgon: you should be flattered

danniester: i'm not ;-;

philgon: dude you seriously are hot and your gf is ugly

danniester: uhm, idk i don't know how to respond

philgon: you can suck me off, i would take it as a thank you ;)

danniester: i would rather suck off a llama

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I GAVE MY SCIENE FINALS AND IT WENT GREAT LMAO I FEEL LIKE SHREK