philgon: MY GRANDMOTHER IS IN THE HOSPITAL

philgon: DAN I AM SO SORRY REALLY

danniester: fuck off

philgon: NO NONONONO

message read 2:34 pm

philgon: DAN PLS DON'T IGNORE ME, I SWEAR I WASN'T SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE MY GRANDMA WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AND I HAD TO LOOK AFTER HER AND I DIDNT HAVE WIFI OKAY?

danniester: how do i know you're not lying

*philgon sent a picture*

danniester: PHIL I CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR GRANDMAS ASS WTF

danniester: OH MY GOD THIS CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN I AM SO

philgon: WELL U WON'T BELIEVE ME UNTIL I SENT U A PICTURE OF MY DYING GRANDMA WOULD YOU

danniester: tru

danniester: bUT STILL DUDE

philgon: FORGET ABOUT IT DO YOU WANNA HEAR A GOOD NEWS

danniester: sure

philgon: MY GRANDMA IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION

danniester: ..i'm happy for you i guess?

philgon: OMG NO U ABSOLUTE ODDISH

philgon: SHE WAS SHIFTED TO MANCHESTER FOR HER TREATMENT!!!!!!!

danniester: okay

philgon: SO THAT MEANS IM COMING TO MANCHESTER TO LOOK AFTER HER

danniester: so

philgon: WHO LIVES IN MANCHESTER??????

danniester: who

danniester: WAIT THATS ME

danniester: WAIT SO WE CAN ACTUALLY MEET

danniester: OMG PHIL WTF

philgon: IKR

philgon: IDK HOW TO REACT I CAN FINALLY FUCK YOU

danniester: bro take it slow

philgon: OH COME ON DAN

danniester: no way

philgon: you will let me kiss you atleast

danniester: ummmmm maybe

philgon: fine we can just hug

danniester: that's more like my daddy

philgon: fuck you

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dedicated to ultrcn my fab boyfriend x