philgon: baby can't you see

philgon: i'm calling

danniester: i don't feel like talking rn

philgon: why what's up

danniester: i may have broken up with bianca

philgon: that calls for a partyyyy

danniester: but i feel bad like we'd been together since what 5 months?

philgon: how does that matter

philgon: if you weren't happy with it, no point in pretending

danniester: guess ur right

philgon: cheer up

danniester: i am cheered up

philgon: is there anything i can do for you babe

danniester: meh

danniester: send me a picture?

philgon: of? ;)

danniester: *groans*

philgon: groan louder baby i can't hear you

danniester: can't we ever have a normal conversation

philgon: no but we can have sex

danniester: i might need sex after that emotional drama

philgon: brb coming over

danniester: you live 4 hours away you carrot

philgon: i wish i didn't so i could come over and fuck you until you forget about her

danniester: honestly

danniester: i wish you could

philgon: are you a top or a bottom

danniester: seriously

philgon: come on

danniester: 50-50 what are you

philgon: 100% top

danniester: mhmmmm

philgon: send me a picture

danniester: of? ;)

philgon: ur fucking ass

*danniester sent a picture*

danniester: sorry my face will have to do

danniester: also, send me back

philgon: damn you look fine, why are you shirtless

danniester: i was about to sleep

philgon: you go to sleep looking that hOT

danniester: *blushes*

*philgon sent a picture*

danniester: pHIL WHAT THE FUCK

philgon: what

danniester: how have you what

danniester: you look so innocent

danniester: i almost want to bang you

philgon: what's stopping you

danniester: distance

philgon: are you going to go all poetic on me

danniester: no

danniester: but i'm going to go down on you ;)

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i was cringing the whole time i wrote this don't even ask