danniester: ur voice makes me feel some sorta way

danniester: why is it so husky and sesual i feel uncomfortable

philgon: maybe i could fix that

danniester: stop

philgon: why do u sound like a cartoon character

danniester: fuck u no i don't

philgon: yes u do

danniester: i am a late bloomer

philgon: you're 18 ffs

danniester: lol sup

philgon: i want to meet u for some reason

danniester: no thanks

philgon: excuse me

danniester: what

philgon: why won't u meet me literally five seconds ago u were like, ur my friend and shit

danniester: i won't meet u because i have a feeling u would sexually harass me

philgon: you'd enjoy it

danniester: i'm pretty sure i won't

philgon: i'd suck u off if u want ;)

danniester: ew wtf no

philgon: don't lie, u dream about my lips wrapped around ur dong

danniester: first of all, ew

danniester: second of all, stop calling my dick a dong

danniester: and third of all, no thanks

philgon: what is ur problem

danniester: stop hitting on me, i still do have girlfriend

philgon: i thought u dumped that piece of shit

danniester: i asked her if she texted u that, she said who's phil

danniester: like what bitch

philgon: u and ur bloody relationship

philgon: why r u straight anyway, being gay is cool

danniester: what even

danniester: and i'm not straight

philgon: WHAT

philgon: BUT U SAID

danniester: i um

danniester: i may be bi :3

philgon: pls tell me i was partially the reason

danniester: ok not gonna lie

danniester: apart from zac efron and dylan o'brien's ass, you did help

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