philgon: hey dan

danniester: what

philgon: are u my little toe

danniester: is this a pickup line

philgon: cuz i'm gonna bang you against every furniture in my house

danniester: OK THAT WAS GOOD

philgon: thanks you know what would be better?

danniester: what

danniester: no don't answer that

philgon: stop being a spoil sport

danniester: i knew what was coming, i could've fainted

philgon: it wasn't that bad

philgon: i think you're just suffering from lack of vitamin me ;)

danniester: phil stop i'm gonna punch you

philgon: with ur lips ;)

danniester: omg ur such a slut

philgon: like ur mum

danniester: oi

philgon: lol sup

danniester: nothing much, you

philgon: were you raised in a barn?

danniester: hey, rude

philgon: because you sure know how to raise a cock ;)

danniester: fuck you

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ok but imagine phil actually saying stuff like that

also 269 reads hmmm ;)