Okay smexyzzz so m gonna rant about my one friend over here! (NO OFFENSE PLEASE AND M TELLING YOU REALLY SORRY IN ADVANCE, JUST VENTING OUT MY FEELINGS!! AND I LOVEEEEE BIRTHDAY PARTIES SO JUST CHILL AND PEACE OUT)

WARNING- BAD LANGUAGE AHEAD!

Okay so I was laying on my bed and having popcorn(yeah my fav.) And one of my friend comes and directly sits on my bed besides me and doesn't even knock !!(which I hate)

And she was going all gaa gaa about new years party and stuff! I got literally pissed and irritated then she started talking about her birthday which comes when???????? IN THE FUCKING MONTH OF OCTOBER!!!!! I was like what the fuck is wrong with ya bitch! Its after 8 freaking months..and why the fuckck you have to blow my ears with all those silly talks..I was like BITCH SHUTUP! Shut your fucking mouth or else I'll keep some popcorn in that mouth! I mean ...who the fuck plans their birthday before 8 FUCKING MONTHS AND HARASS PEOPLE LIKE US BY TELLING STUPID ASS STORIES ABOUT BIRTHDAY PARTIES!

BITCH YOU'RE MAKING ME HATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES BITCH..

GO BITCH..GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH !!! WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING YOU LITTLLE ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!

I mean she literally ate my brain by telling color of her clothes, ear rings, how would she get ready, her freaking sandals(gosh her obsession for sandals! I can do one more rant on that literally) SHE EVEN TOLD HER UNDERWEAR COLOR! I MEANNNNNN HELLOW BITCH! ISN'T THAT PRIVATE?! WHY WOULD I WANNA HEAR THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERGARMENTS BITCH! Like seriously? I was making all weird faces when she was telling and she was like what happened Alifiya?! I WAS ABOUT TO TELL HER THAT GO GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF MY BED BITCH AND CHOKE YOURSELF SOMEWHERE!! I AIN'T INTERESTED IN YOUR STUPID ASS PARTIES ...DONT FUCKING EAT MY BRAIN! SHUT UP BITCH SHUTUP!!! OKAY? OKAY.

hmm. Can I give you one suggestion love?? CANCEL YOUR WHOLE DAMNN PARTY!!!! COS I AM NOT FUCKING INTERESTED !! IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU WIN A PRIZE OF BEING ONE STUPID DUMB ASSS!!!!!! CONGRATS!!(I couldn't say all this and I was nothing happened-_____-)

Then she went and I was feeling aliveeee oh my gosh !!! I was feeling like somebody just gave me two jars of nutella ! Ahh mahn!

But I love birthday parties! You can discuss your birthday parties with me Lol but not like a crazy freak!!

Kkkay m done!

Peace out! :*