(Late warning: I can't take anything seriously)

(Sanemi Pov)

It was a (gay🏳️‍🌈) sunny day with birds (making out😘) singing.

(IT'S THE FIRST SENTENCE BUT I'M LAUGHING ALREADY BAHAHAHHAHAH)

"Ara ara~ Shinazugawa san, where are you going? (To Giyuu's estate if you know what I mean😏)" Kocho, the annoying mosquito asked as she appeared on my left.

"That's none of your business, Kocho!" I yelled with irk marks appearing all over my body. She's so goddamn annoyi-

"A (Gay🏳️‍🌈) short temper like always, Shinazugawa san? (Ay ay ay I'm your little butterfly🦋) Ara Ara! I guess it can't be helped (= you are always gonna be gay🥰)!"

That stunned me.

" Just shut up Kocho!" I flipped her off and ran away. (= I shouted " You are gay" and ran off)

" Shinazugawa san~!! That's not very nice~~! (I fucked Mitsuri last night😏)" Kocho shouted from the back. I dismissed her words from my head and continued to run until I hit someone.

"KYAA!! SHINAZUGAWA SANNN!!" It turned out to be Kanroji.

" Oi! Watch where you're going, Shinazugawa!" Obanai (The simping snake🐍) shouted at me.

"Sorry... Kanroji... (= I know what you did last night😏)" I mumbled.

" It's ok Shinazugawa san! Please be careful next time!" 

(Flash back)

" Please be careful oni-chan!"

(End of flashback)

" G- Genya..?" I muttered.

"Huh? Who's Genya-" 

" NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS (GAY BITCH😘) PINK HAIR" I spit out

" What the fuck, Shinazugawa?! Apologize now!" The snake screamed.

"..." My hands turned into fists and I stormed off.

"You're so rude, Shinazugawa san!" 

"..." 

I walked off, my veins popping out.

"So stupid!" I talked.

"Oh hey, Shinazugawa! I heard what happened with Kocho! Are you ok? I'm here for you if-"

" Shut up, Rengoku! I'm not in the mood!" I shouted.

" Oi, Shinazugawa! Calm down! You don't have to be so rude (and gay🏳️‍🌈)!" Uzui, that annoying fuck head yelled.

"Fuck off!" I yelled back. I wasn't in the mood for them. (= I wanted to be fucked by Tomioka😩😏)

"Ara ara~ Shinazugawa san, fix your attitude! We don't want a Hashira who's rude to everyone~!" 

Annoying Kocho!

" Just fuck off, Kocho! You don't know anything!" I shouted with ice clear anger.

" Ara ara~"

"" God, fuck my goddamn anger issues!"" I thought as I sprinted away (to Tomioka to fuck him😏).

As I was walking, I heard people say stuff about me.

"God, is that the wind pillar? He looks so scary!" 

" He curses all the time! So (gay🏳️‍🌈) aggressive!"

" He's very rude!"

"Look at his scars! So (hot😩) ugly!" 

I couldn't handle it anymore.

" JUST FUCK OFF AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS" I screamed before storming off.

"Why does this happen to me..?" I pondered. 

{ × ~ • [♡✯✿✯♡] • ~ × }

A/n: Ya better have enjoyed it (I'm looking at you, kanroji-mitsuri-chan 🥰🔪)

Anyway cya later? <33

Bye gay bitches 😩😍😘🤩

(Edit: My word count on my tablet is broken so future word counts may be inaccurate)

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