Ritchie is done
Once again, thanks to WerewolfFijiGaming for suggesting this.
Swear warning!!!
Inmo:
I kin the word betrayal
Ritchie:
Shut the fuck up you GENDERFIED POTATO!!!!!!
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Ritchie, talking to self thoughts:
Doubt blaster STOP TALKING!!!!!
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Inmo, trying to steal Ritchie's alcohol,
Ritchie:
That is MY FUCKING ALCHOHOL!!!!
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Ritchie, voicing his eternal screaming in the field next to the guildhall:
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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David:
You are a mess, your dad-
Ritchie:
I GET IT, MY DAD DIDN'T WANT MEEEE!!!
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Ritchie, talking with Lucas:
Why do you think ''K'' IS A VALID REPLY?!?!?!
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Ritchie:
Who the hell put CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ON THE TABLE!!??!?!?!??
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Ritchie, having another breakdown in the same place:
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *sits down* I'm going feral...
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Ritchie:
Shut the fuck- MARIO! Shut the FUCK up!!
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Ritchie, holding a rug infront of David:
You froze my RUG?!
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Ritchie having another freakout:
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Ritchie:
My daddy issues are MY ISSUES!!!
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Ritchie:
You can't kin a VERB!
Inmo:
Yes I can
Ritchie:
No, you CAAAANNNN'TTTTT!!!!!
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Ritchie, pissed off at David:
I'm going to EAT your ASS metaphorically
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Ritchie, now wanting a shoulder to cry on and laying on the grass in the fetal position:
Where's BrannnNNNNDDDDDOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN?!?!??!?!?!?!? (Voice get's more high-pitched and shrill the longer it goes on)
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