I'm doing this because I'm bored
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So in this cal breaks the fourth wall,and is mad at me and my weird ass that does stupid shit.now on to the  story
Normal=Cal
Slanted=Me
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Cal's POV
Jade what are you doing.
Nothing but what my weirdness tells me to do.
Bad  Jade.
No.the Crater hisses at you.
What the F*** are you doing.
Hey Cal you in here,I Hera from my door.
Yep but I well come to the door in a minute.
Okay I Hera for David.
You need help Jade.
I know I need help leave me alone about that
And stop breaking the goddamn fourth wall.
No I will not if you start making weird stuff and questioning your sanity then I will stop breaking the fourth wall but if you don't I'll continue doing it.
Damm you Cal.
CAL 
What David.
Who are you talking to
Oh I was just breaking the fourth wall and telling the creator to stop being a weird ass person and start questioning there sanity.
Okay Cal whatever you say.
Dammit Cal now he know that I exist.
Who are you.
Hi I'm Jade the one that Cal tolled you he was taking too.
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This is Jade I hope you like that story
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