"Jung Hoseok?!"

"Well, well sweetheart it's nice to see you outside of the Fruit Shop."

I rolled my eyes, "I wish I could say the same!"

"Wow hurtful, darling!" Hoseok laughed.

"What are you doing? Why aren't you at the Fruit Shop?!"

"I don't live there you know! I actually have a life outside of work."

"No way!" I drawled out sarcastically.

He snorted loudly before laughing hysterically. I smiled at his stupidness, he was such an idiot.

"So anyway gorgeous, care to join me on that date I asked you 5 days ago."

"You remember that?!" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"How could I forget my worst heart break ever!" He exclaimed, sobbing. "So how about it, date me?"

I bit my lip and while tapping my chin, thinking. Hoseok expectant face waiting for my answer.

"Sorry cupcake, I don't date Turds."

"You basically complemented me and dissed me in that same sentence, I'm surprised with the fact that your vocabulary managed to form them." He rolled his eyes.

"My vocabulary?"

"Yes, your vocabulary which involve the words 'turd', 'ass', 'shitty', 'fucking' and my favourite word of all 'no'. It seems that you're a complete dictionary, what a package!"

I gasped, "I'm sensing sarcasm and I'm honestly feeling incredibly attacked right now!"

Hoseok shook his head before motioning me to follow him.

"Where are we going?"

"The fruit shop dumbass to get those damn strawberries you bloody love."

"Yay!" I cheered.

"Pick a packet jeez your taking longer then yesterday!" He groaned.

"Damn Hoseok! Back at again with the fucktardiness again!"

"Fucktardiness isn't even a word, I thought you were a walking dictionary?"

"If I am then I'm allowed to create new words, so bam there it is smack bang in the 'F' section, definition is Jung Hoseok. Surprise, surprise!" I picked a packet of strawberries and headed toward the counter.

"You hurt my feelings some times!" Hoseok shook his head before smiling at his coworker.

"And you hurt my mental capacity, so it's a win-win." I grinned at him and payed Hoseok's coworker.

I grabbed my strawberry and walked out of the Fruit Shop with Hoseok next to me.

"I'll see you around gorgeous!"

"Yay, can't wait..fucking not."